OT: Mark Emmert Appreciation Night

[rs2905]

Minor league baseball promotions are the best. One class-A team is holding Mark Emmert Appreciation Night after Emmert criticized the minors during his testimony in the O'Bannon case.

http://www.milb.com/news/article.js...id=80738294&fext=.jsp&vkey=news_t437&sid=t437

Yes, Mark Emmert Appreciation Night!

TL;DR version:
- Four lucky college students will receive all-you-can-eat wristbands
- Fans will be permitted to move to a different seat after a one-inning waiting period
- In-game promotions will be held with no prizes awarded for winners. They will, however, have the satisfaction of competing.

The team also invited Emmert to the game and said he could participate in the Dizzy Bat Race.

 

[Mike Honcho]

Hilarious... the article is well worth reading.

 

[intlzncster]

Minor league baseball promotions are the best. One class-A team is holding Mark Emmert Appreciation Night after Emmert criticized the minors during his testimony in the O'Bannon case.

Yes, Mark Emmert Appreciation Night!

I love everything about Minor League promotions. The more ridiculous the better.

 

[elduderino]

Gotta support the business of telling Emmert to go duck himself. Picked up a T.
http://www.cargoholdstore.com/

 

[pnete]

How much did it cost to rent the telephone booth?

 

[Rocktheworld]

The team also invited Emmert to the game and said he could participate in the Dizzy Bat Race.

I think I'd pay $10 to see that pasty skinny-fat slug go down and eat and come up with a good skid-"Mark"