OT: Jokes

[aburks41]

So i have a 10 page paper due on Wednesday, but im bored as heck. Soooo, anyone know any good jokes?

 

[Dynasty]

Knock, Knock...

 

[Uconnrick]

Rutgers Unniversity. I WIN!

 

[OkaForPrez]

What's a nosy pepper do?










Gets Jalapeño business.

 

[Huskyforlife]

The boneyard

 

[White Dwarf]

What is blue and smells like red paint?






















































blue paint

 

[aburks41]

Knock, Knock...

Who's there

 

[Rico444]

Who's there

I don't get it.

 

[muhmitchell]

my personal favorite:
knock knock?
who's there
broken pencil
broken pencil who?
never mind, it's pointless.

 

[J-dog]

So these 2 Irish guys walk out of a Bar….














It could happen...

 

[mauconnfan]

A door-to-door salesman comes-a-knocking and 10-year-old Little Johnny answers, a beer in one hand and a lit cigar in the other.
The salesman says, "Little boy, is your mommy home?"
Little Johnny taps his ash on the carpet and says, "What the hell do you think?"