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OT: Im still not over mojo punishment

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Luckily your a dog and have a dog's digestive system. Not made for consumption for humans.
 
No one said your turkey had to be ground. Sorry West, the $hiit storm is on you.

thats on @8893

He put the ground Turkey alternative in my head as an option.
Thanks friend.
 
Wait you consumed GROUND turkey? I was under the impression we were doing the lunch meat variety... why did I eat that atrocity if you didn't? Well we know why we lost, the commie cheated his sentence. Thanks bro.
 
Wait you consumed GROUND turkey? I was under the impression we were doing the lunch meat variety... why did I eat that atrocity if you didn't? Well we know why we lost, the commie cheated his sentence. Thanks bro.

I ate every kind of turkey imaginable
ground turkey
turkey sausage
Deli turkey
I even roasted a 6 lb. breast thanksgiving style.

I covered the bases.
 
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I ate every kind of turkey imaginable
ground turkey
turkey sausage
Deli turkey
I even roasted a 6 lb. breast thanksgiving style.

I covered the bases.
All with Heinz Ketchup?
 
No one said your turkey had to be ground. Sorry West, the $hiit storm is on you.
Spot on! (Plus I like the pun regarding $hiit storm.)

Boo, hoo, hoo, the artisinal grass fed holistic ground turkey I chose to eat had parasites. Well the antibiotic laden, UV dosed , process coldcut that you were supposed to eat was parasite free.

Waa, waa, waa, the Jalapeno laden bastardized mojo free ketchup that I chose to eat gave me the Shiizts. Who said you could eat the Jalapeno version, anyway.

You should have stuck with the plan, Stan:

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I ate every kind of turkey imaginable
ground turkey
turkey sausage
Deli turkey
I even roasted a 6 lb. breast thanksgiving style.

I covered the bases.
turkey sandwiches? No turkey salad? No turkey gravy? Turkey Hash? Turkey a la King? Or gallons of turkey soup?
 
I don't know August, ground turkey sounds like it is part of some communist plot.
 
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