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Maybe they got her confused with her:

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I'm reminded of a certain scene in the movie Erin Brockovich where Erin is explaining how she got all those signatures when I see this: Jennifer Aniston Is PEOPLE's 2016 World's Most Beautiful Woman!

Leaves me breathless. No talent and no brains. So.....

PS. Yes, the title is screwed up, but there is nothing I can do about it except plead ignorance, like the "beauty"
What I find interesting is that this is not a 22 year old with no talent and no brains but a 47 year old ...
[And I am not sure i can enforce the 'no brains' - she may or may not have brains. appearing in people and anything they write does not preclude the brains.]
 

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What I find interesting is that this is not a 22 year old with no talent and no brains but a 47 year old ...
[And I am not sure i can enforce the 'no brains' - she may or may not have brains. appearing in people and anything they write does not preclude the brains.]

I think People's readership skews older -- not Boneyard old ;) but middle-aged housewives. I'd say they're just pandering to their audience.
 

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Okay, okay, maybe she just likes making money and she's good at it. Like in her last block buster:

 

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I have to admit- Jen would be at the top or close to it for me- does that make me a bad person?

Okay, you are into MIL...oh, nevermind. My problem with her is she is a shlock actress who fell into a bag of money called Friends and then had the good fortune to have the love blood vial crazy steal her man. Hell, that was worth a few jillion People articles. So, sure they think she's a goddess. But as an actress, she's just missing the se tape. And a beauty... the nose, the chin, the jaw line and everything below there... forget about it.

It's all about the gals in the grocery store check out. I do like her in the lotion adds though.
 
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I'm reminded of a certain scene in the movie Erin Brockovich where Erin is explaining how she got all those signatures when I see this: Jennifer Aniston Is PEOPLE's 2016 World's Most Beautiful Woman! Leaves me breathless. No talent and no brains. So.....PS. Yes, the title is screwed up, but there is nothing I can do about it except plead ignorance, like the "beauty"
I was going to say that you have too much time on your hand, but I guess so do I. Does this make you feel better:
When it comes to naming the year’s “Most Beautiful Woman,” People magazine has a history of selecting an uninspiring crop of Hollywood ladies. The carefully vetted woman, who often has a movie or album to promote, usually gives the same guarded and lackadaisical commentary about beauty as any of the women before her and likely after.
People’s ‘Most Beautiful Woman’ choices get more boring every year
 

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How about you guys post your pictures so we can rank you?

Your avatar is so perfect for that challenge! But I refuse to let you bait me and make all the other guys jealous, but after I get that new icey cold turkey neck procedure you are on Nan!
 
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How about you guys post your pictures so we can rank you?
I can assure you, I know my place. I think most people including woman have opinions about a variety of things including the sexiest man type things People magazine has. I'm not suggesting I have an overtly high opinion of my looks but that doesn't preclude me having an opinion of someone like her who owes a lot of her fame and financial success, both on the screen and in ads primarily on HER LOOKS! There are numerous men who have had major success based primarily on their looks as well so I don't think this is strictly a chauvinist type thing. People tend to judge based on looks and that's why the BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE have the advantages that they do. Very superficial, I know! She should be happy people judge like that because if it was based on her talent, her career would have been a very short one and her name recognition would probably be zilch, in my opinion. There are many, many women who have had a lot more to offer than does (or did) Jennifer Aniston both talent wise and based on looks but then again, that's JMHO!
 

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I can assure you, I know my place. I think most people including woman have opinions about a variety of things including the sexiest man type things People magazine has. I'm not suggesting I have an overtly high opinion of my looks but that doesn't preclude me having an opinion of someone like her who owes a lot of her fame and financial success, both on the screen and in ads primarily on HER LOOKS! There are numerous men who have had major success based primarily on their looks as well so I don't think this is strictly a chauvinist type thing. People tend to judge based on looks and that's why the BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE have the advantages that they do. Very superficial, I know! She should be happy people judge like that because if it was based on her talent, her career would have been a very short one and her name recognition would probably be zilch, in my opinion. There are many, many women who have had a lot more to offer than does (or did) Jennifer Aniston both talent wise and based on looks but then again, that's JMHO!
Jennifer Aniston is the daughter of two actors, a performer who happens to be beautiful. She didn't choose to be People's most beautiful person, so no one can claim she was inviting this kind of scrutiny of her looks. My issue is that people here are making claims about Aniston's intelligence, assuming what she wants based on her movies, and mocking her looks because People magazine named her Most Beautiful. If people think Aniston isn't the Most Beautiful, fine, but why the scorn for the human being? What makes them so special that they can sit in judgment of her character?
 

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Not sure what your problem is. She's freaking gorgeous. I've thought this for years. Yea, she's a Rom-Com actress, so what, she's gorgeous. (and she did receive a Golden Globe nomination for Cake) Some of you might need to turn in your man cards.

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since it doesn't indicate "alive" in its "most beautiful," I vote for Hedy (that's Hedy, not Hedley)
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Jennifer Aniston is the daughter of two actors, a performer who happens to be beautiful. She didn't choose to be People's most beautiful person, so no one can claim she was inviting this kind of scrutiny of her looks. My issue is that people here are making claims about Aniston's intelligence, assuming what she wants based on her movies, and mocking her looks because People magazine named her Most Beautiful. If people think Aniston isn't the Most Beautiful, fine, but why the scorn for the human being? What makes them so special that they can sit in judgment of her character?
U r right Nan- it was a ranking on beauty- and I doubt anyone here knows her well enough to make those addl comments- but I'm not going to argue w People magazine! On this anyhooo!
 

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I can assure you, I know my place. I think most people including woman have opinions about a variety of things including the sexiest man type things People magazine has. I'm not suggesting I have an overtly high opinion of my looks but that doesn't preclude me having an opinion of someone like her who owes a lot of her fame and financial success, both on the screen and in ads primarily on HER LOOKS! There are numerous men who have had major success based primarily on their looks as well so I don't think this is strictly a chauvinist type thing. People tend to judge based on looks and that's why the BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE have the advantages that they do. Very superficial, I know! She should be happy people judge like that because if it was based on her talent, her career would have been a very short one and her name recognition would probably be zilch, in my opinion. There are many, many women who have had a lot more to offer than does (or did) Jennifer Aniston both talent wise and based on looks but then again, that's JMHO!

Over a decade ago some reputable scientific organization came out with a study the essentially said beauty is measure by symmetry. If you have it and have hair you essentially have it made (course, Sean Connery is an outlier). This symmetry thing is the only thing she has going for her. It is arresting when you see it, but it says nothing for what's inside the pretty head, man's or woman's. More women than not figure it out and rate a sense of humor above every other trait they want in a man. We males are the superficial neanderthals about who we want to drag into the cave and make babies with. The whole survival of the fittest thing and how we recognize who to make babies with has sorta gone out the window though, because the most beautiful women have decided to mate with the trolls with the biggest wallets.
 

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The whole survival of the fittest thing and how we recognize who to make babies with has sorta gone out the window though, because the most beautiful women have decided to mate with the trolls with the biggest wallets.
Geez.
 
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This whole post creeps me out. We are a group that follows 18-22 year old student athletes that have accomplished more in their short lives than just about every poster. To weave gender innuendo and references that focus on physical attributes into posts is, IMHO, inappropriate at best and trolly at worst. Sorry for the rant but I've got to much respect for the basketball program and the majority of the posters to not weigh in on a pet peeve of mine.
 
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Not bad, just time for an eye refraction!
There have been rumors for years in the music industry Jerry Reed wrote a song about Jen. Her being only two at the time forced him to change the lyrics to a gambling theme. ;)
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