I get lost every time I go back.
Took a class on a field trip, and I couldn't find Iron von der Maiden.
Felt gluttonous and wanted copious amounts of ice cream? Repeatedly missed the turn into the Dairy Bar, and a cow mocked me for my ineptitude.
Every year we've done this gig? Lost or taken a weird turn into some area I've never seen before.
Took my daughter to relive past glory? Totally lost and turned around, and ended up confused in a giant food court in the SU.
The only thing I can consistently find is my old disgrace of a dorm, West, which, for some reason, is still standing. I get serious Holden Caulfield in the museum vibes when I roll through there.