OT: HFD

[Fishy]

The boy miscalculated.

In a good-hearted effort to raise a little money, he priced the ability to make him silent way, way too low. For $1 a day, there are enough of us willing to keep him quiet forever - I bought the first sixty days and there is a line behind me.

However, it seems cruel and I hear that he's approaching strangers on the street and yelling, "It's about marketing! Frucking fruck!" (Oddly, when he speaks, he uses punctuation and capital letters.)

So, for my two months, I'm changing the deal.

Dan can post to his heart's content....until he annoys me and then I'll tell him to stop - and he will, for a while. And then he can post until he annoys me and I tell him to stop, again.

So for $60 to the Calhoun Cancer Ride, which we'll detail soon, I've bought a 60-day on/off switch to Dan's keyboard and by extension, his brain.

So, he's back.

 

[8893]

Wow. Kid must have been responsible for more clicks than I gave him credit for.

 

[Fishy]

Can't it just be that I have a kind heart?

 

[sportsart]

Can't it just be that I have a kind heart?

One needs to have a heart in order for it to be a kind one.

 

[Adios]

Fruck. Glad this will only last 60 days.

 

[B1GEast]

Fishy did you also donate money for Carl Spakler? Haven't heard anything from that guy in some time.

 

[whaler11]

I'm sitting on the next 60. I pay more to have my garbage picked up. Seems like a bargain.

 

[Adios]

You can't do 120? Think of how each day is precious.

 

[ConnHuskBask]

#BringBackHFD

 

[BarkingDog]

I like it. I was actually missing Dan.
On another note, I was thinking about the Cancer Ride and am looking forward to it.

 

[whaler11]

#BringBackHFD

#unlike. #clowns

 

[pj]

Can't it just be that I have a kind heart?

Coming this December to televisions on the NBE network: "The Fishy Who Stole HFD." Fishy's heart was stone cold so he shut up HFD for 60 days ... then ... he got a visit from The Ghost of Google Analytics. His heart grew three sizes that day!

 

[WestHartHusk]

It is all so clear now!!

Fishy is HFD!
HFD is Fishy!

 

[auggie22]

Is it possible to by the rights to the on/off switch? You should let others hold the leash for awhile.

 

[businesslawyer]

Can't it just be that I have a kind heart?

LMFAO.

 

[TheRogers]

Can't it just be that I have a kind heart?

I thought you'd be a little bit more creative with your stipulations like limit his use of caps or only allow him to only use a "?" for punctuation.

 

[Vuce]

Can't it just be that I have a kind heart?

It could be but we all know that is not possible.

 

[MilliniumPrince]

Fixing something that ain't broke.....

 

[The Funster]

THANK GOD. THIS BOARD WAS BORING WITHOUT HFD'S WISDOM, WIT AND INSIGHT. IT WAS LIEK EVERYONE STOPPED POSTING BECAUSE HE WAS GONE.

 

[Huskyforlife]

HFD hold an auction for the on and off switch. you could raise so much money!

 

[CAHUSKY]

The boy miscalculated.

In a good-hearted effort to raise a little money, he priced the ability to make him silent way, way too low. For $1 a day, there are enough of us willing to keep him quiet forever - I bought the first sixty days and there is a line behind me.

However, it seems cruel and I hear that he's approaching strangers on the street and yelling, "It's about marketing! Frucking fruck!" (Oddly, when he speaks, he uses punctuation and capital letters.)

So, for my two months, I'm changing the deal.

Dan can post to his heart's content....until he annoys me and then I'll tell him to stop - and he will, for a while. And then he can post until he annoys me and I tell him to stop, again.

So for $60 to the Calhoun Cancer Ride, which we'll detail soon, I've bought a 60-day on/off switch to Dan's keyboard and by extension, his brain.

So, he's back.

 

[Fishy]

Keep in mind that I can make you go away for free.

You're like an HFD on blue light special!

 

[CAHUSKY]

Keep in mind that I can make you go away for free.

You're like an HFD on blue light special!

Having to sift through HFD's post are enough to make me go away on my own.

 

[Huskyforlife]

Having to sift through HFD's post are enough to make me go away on my own.

 

[Dann]

based on crackmathmatics i have come to the conclusion that my ability as a human to post on this internet board is worth equal to or greater than three hundred and sixty five dollars a year.

you however seem to be worth a grand total of
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so as u can see, fishy is as fishy does. for his 60 days he can shut me on and off whenever. when its whalers tun for 60 days he can do the same. i asume however he will have be dead quiet for those 60. then, if u don't ge turned off yourself by fishy its your turn to play the game for 30-60 days depending on what u buy. after that i will go to open auction and some more fun to help the boards next fund raiser.