OT: Help Wanted - Ball Retrievers, Summer.

[Kibitzer]

Post by Twitter, in school paper, or on dorm bulletin boards.

"Wanted for summer work. BALL RETRIEVERS. Unisex positions. Report in exercise attire to Werth Family Champions Center, committed to dedicating several hours daily retrieving several hundred practice perimeter shots (both spot-on and errant) taken by members of National Champion team, especially Collier and Williams, as they prepare for 2016-2017 season."

 

[BIGMAC]

Where do I sign up?

 

[Sonofabeach]

Will they mind when I bend over to pick up the ball that they will see the crack of my butt? LOL!

 

[Kibitzer]

Will they mind when I bend over to pick up the ball that they will see the crack of my butt? LOL!

You just need Duluth Trading Co. attire. Hey, what works for plumbers should work for ball retrievers (formerly ball-boys).

 

[BroadwayVa]

You just need Duluth Trading Co. attire. Hey, what works for plumbers should work for ball retrievers (formerly ball-boys).

Buy or get at good will--proper fitting pants!!! That works for plumbers too---where is CD when you need a dress code enforced????

 

[PhillyCoach]

I can tell the nuttyness is starting and I luv it! Those vitamin B's and E's are kicking in.

 

[mr006]

"several hundred practice perimeter shots (both spot-on and errant)"

I suspect they will see more "spot-on" action.

 

[BroadwayVa]

I can tell the nuttyness is starting and I luv it! Those vitamin B's and E's are kicking in.

I would have said: That's a dirty crack. But I'd have plumbers attacking me.
How have you been Coach--long time no discussing REAL BB..!! Enjoy the summer, and keep us posted on
how you see the New Recruits fitting in---I like your analysis..

 

[BroadwayVa]

I can tell the nuttyness is starting and I luv it! Those vitamin B's and E's are kicking in.

Mostly Vita D--the sun came out and it wasn't even TOMORROW, TOMORROW, the sun will come out TOMORROW (at least Annie says so).