OT Greatest Single Lines From Movies

[nwhoopfan]

"Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber...you go and do something like this...and totally redeem yourself!"

 

[Alydar]

"Boards don't hit back"

 

[Jingo]

"I know they're on my ass, but now they know I know it."

 

[nwhoopfan]

"...this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture..."

 

[Cuango]

“Tell him to be patient and ask Death for speed, for they are all there but one, I, Chingachgook, the last of the Mohicans”

 

[PoppaBear]

Houston, we have a problem.

 

[f1f1ferrari]

Endeavor to persevere.

"And when we had thought about it long enough, we declared war on the Union "

 

[Sifaka]

Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.

“I want you to hold it between your knees.”

 

[EdSaid]

Bedford Falls . It's a wonderful life. But I do not know about the mayor and the quoted actor stuff. I thought he was just a guy on a porch gawking!

Uncredited in A Wonderful Life, Dick Elliot, was the original Mayor of Mayberry.

 

[Skeets]

"I'm going to wrestle me a grizzly and kiss me a pretty girl" ---- "I hope he don't get them mixed up like the last time"

 

[BIGMAC]

"What would you do with a brain if you had one?'
"it could be worse"
"Army training SIR"
"walk this way"
"Certainly, you take the bag, I'll take the one in the turban"
"Remind me to kill you later"
"nih"

 

[veryolddog]

Here's looking at you kid.

 

[Skeets]

"There goes a fast ship meaning to sail in harm's way."

 

[CL82]

“Rosebud”

 

[Ozimoto]

"Enough of the negative waves, Moriarty!"

Another Clint Eastwood movie that was a bit out of the ordinary for him,

 

[RegisteredUconn]

"That's all part of the experience, honey."

Although when my family uses the quote, we invariably replace "honey" with "Audrey" (even though the quote is directed at Ellen).

 

[Forego]

Made it Ma. Top of the world

 

[StllH8L8ner]

“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.”

 

[Aluminny69]

Somewhat obscure quote, but true UConn fans should get this

Basketball is like poetry in motion, cross the guy to the left, take him back to the right, he's fallin' back, then just J right in his face. Then you look at him and say, "What?"

Haven't seen a response so,

Ray Allen from "He Got Game"

 

[RegisteredUconn]

"Why don't you come up and see me sometime?"

 

[RegisteredUconn]

"Always be closing."

Changed by SNL to "Always be cobbling."

 

[meyers7]

Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

 

[RegisteredUconn]

"Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

 

[meyers7]

You're killing me Smalls.

 

[RegisteredUconn]

"So that happened."

 

[meyers7]

Alright, alright, alright.

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

(great soundtrack too)

 

[RegisteredUconn]

"You can't cheat an honest man."

 

[CL82]

“ Hope is the best of things.”

 

[ClifSpliffy]

drugs ain't a black thing, or a white thing. it's a death thing. death don't give a s... about color.

hint: 'pookie.'

 

[UCinsider]

"I wonder how such a degenerated person ever reached a position of authority in the Army Medical Corps."

"He was drafted."