OT Greatest Single Lines From Movies

[ClifSpliffy]

(ring, ring, ring, ring)
bialyshtock unt bloom, bialyshtock unt bloom!

 

[Bama fan]

"Why don't you kiss her instead of talking her to death?"
"Aw, youth is wasted on the wrong people."

Bonus points for the fictional TV town the quoted actor above became mayor of........

Bedford Falls . It's a wonderful life. But I do not know about the mayor and the quoted actor stuff. I thought he was just a guy on a porch gawking!

 

[64Zcode]

"Just like old times." "Yup, you start trouble and I start....bleedin'"

 

[Cuango]

“I’m your huckleberry.”

 

[Hoops66]

"My mama always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates.....

 

[UcMiami]

I don't know nuthin bout birthin babies.

(Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.)

 

[Cuango]

“My mother was a pure woman, from a noble family, and I, at least, knew who my father was, you pig eating son of a whore”

 

[Bama fan]

"These go to eleven."

 

[Bama fan]

"Those boys desecrated a burnin' cross."

 

[Cuango]

“What is best in life?”….”Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!”

 

[UcMiami]

"I'm walking here, I'm walking here!"

"Walk this way"

 

[Sifaka]

“My mind is a raging torrent flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into waterfall of creative alternative….”

 

[Cuango]

“Say…Was you ever bit by a dead bee?”

 

[CL82]

“Fill your hands you son of a bitch!“

 

[ClifSpliffy]

'i wouldn't pray just for a old man that's dead, cause he's all right.
if i were to pray, i'd pray for folks that are alive and don't know which way to turn.'

'but we keep a comin, we're the people that live.
they can't wipe us out, they can't lick us, and we'll go on forever, Pa,
cause we're the people.'

same movie.

 

[ClifSpliffy]

'eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin,
we're gonna do what they say can't be done.'

 

[ClifSpliffy]

'Benny, you put this orange juice back in here, ain't nothin left but a swallow!'

a very funny film, with some awesome lines that would be removed the second i posted them. eg, partial. 'if u threw it up in the air, it would turn into sunshine.'

 

[KY Card Fan]

"It was the Dukes!!"

Didn't read all eight pages so this might have been posted already.

 

[PoppaBear]

"I've been going to this high school for 7 1/2 years. I'm no dummy."

"Go that way really fast. If something gets in your way, turn."

"Inspired words from a man who knows how to ski." (in the voice of a person who learned to speak English from listening to Howard Cosell)

all from the same movie

Better off Dead. Great movie if you need a laugh.

I want my 2 dollars

 

[ClifSpliffy]

"Get off my lawn."

ok, everyone knows this,
it's from Boneyard The Movie2: 'The Wrath of Whaler"

 

[ClifSpliffy]

'we're goin to sizzlers, we're goin to sizzlers.'

 

[rvwsleep]

I stand corrected.

It was "Play it again Sam" that was not said, verbatim, in the movie.

 

[rvwsleep]

"Make me a sergeant, gimme the booze, Make me a sergeant, give me the booze."

Wow, and here I thought that I was the only one that, for some strange reason, remembered that line specifically.
Creepy. Like having ants crawling up my arm.

 

[Aluminny69]

Why did it have to be snakes?

 

[PoppaBear]

Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.

 

[PoppaBear]

“I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn't you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn't big enough.”

 

[nwhoopfan]

"It's good to be the king."

 

[nwhoopfan]

"You can blink now."

 

[nwhoopfan]

"I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?"

 

[nwhoopfan]

"Stay alive no matter what occurs. I will find you."