OT Greatest Single Lines From Movies

[TheGOAT23]

King Kong ain’t got nothing on me!

 

[f1f1ferrari]

"Oh yeah? Well, I got two words for you - Shut the &$@% up!"

 

[ClifSpliffy]

from the goat dance movie.

on milk:
'Vitamin D, calcium, essential for good strong bones and healthy teeth. But that's all Greek to you, isn't it, Mr. Gingivitis?”

Basically, it burns the eyes, lungs and throat, causes vomiting and if continuously inhaled, death.
- Streebek: Oh, sort of like your aftershave.”

 

[geordi]

"No sheep is safe tonight!"

 

[ClifSpliffy]

to infinity, and beyond!

 

[64Zcode]

Why did it have to be snakes?

"Asps, very dangerous......you go first."

 

[64Zcode]

from the goat dance movie.

on milk:
'Vitamin D, calcium, essential for good strong bones and healthy teeth. But that's all Greek to you, isn't it, Mr. Gingivitis?”

Basically, it burns the eyes, lungs and throat, causes vomiting and if continuously inhaled, death.
- Streebek: Oh, sort of like your aftershave.”

Or, in the words of Clint:
"Your mouthwash ain't makin' it."

 

[Golden Husky]

"No bar, no pinball machines, no bowling alleys, just pool... nothing else. This is Ames, mister."

 

[Golden Husky]

"A wife and a family and a dog and a cat. Right, Ken, right, yeah. Uh, Ken, I don't want to print that you were in Sally's apartment. I just want to know what you said...in Sally's apartment."

 

[LesMis89]

This quote is from my favorite movie EVER -

"I know. You know I know. I know you know I know. We know Henry knows, and Henry knows we know it. We're a knowledgeable family."

 

[ClifSpliffy]

one two more, from one of my favorite movies that no one has ever heard of, or seen, even tho eddie albert, don king, rick moranis, father guido sarducci, danny devito, jud rheinhold, jane seymour, and, and, ... are in.

'Dis-con-nect!' (eddie albert)

rick moranis.

 

[Carnac]

"I'm going to wrestle me a grizzly and kiss me a pretty girl" ---- "I hope he don't get them mixed up like the last time"

I have no idea what movie this line is from, but it's funny as h___.

 

[Carnac]

"What would you do with a brain if you had one?'
"it could be worse"
"Army training SIR"
"walk this way"
"Certainly, you take the bag, I'll take the one in the turban"
"Remind me to kill you later"
"nih"

I especially like the "turban" reference. The thing about turbans is everybody can't wear one.

 

[64Zcode]

"I ain't nobody, dork."

No love for Bob Falfa, eh?
"Ain't he neat?"
Debralee Scott - aka 'Hotsy' Totsy on 'Welcome Back Kotter'

 

[Hoops66]

"Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're gonna get back up on that horse and I'm gonna be right behind you holding on tight and away we're gonna go, go, go."

 

[darkstar1]

“Badges? We don’t got no badges!….We don’t need no stinking badges!”

I was waiting for this one! Spoken like a real bandito.

 

[ClifSpliffy]

well, since i already screwed up the reveal part, might as well put up the ol oliver wendell douglass one.


and, apparently since the flic is so obscure, and unwanted, its on the tube for free.
Head Office
strong funny for aboot 3/4's, then a bit droopy.

 

[cullaville]

“- Ugarte: You despise me, don't you?
- Rick Blaine: If I gave you any thought, I probably would.”

 

[BlueandOG]

I've got a bad feeling about this...

 

[BlueandOG]

Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew

 

[cullaville]

Lou:
You gonna order something, kid?

Marty McFly:
Ah, yeah... Give me a Tab.

Lou:
Tab? I can't give you a tab unless you order something.

Marty McFly:
Alright, give me a Pepsi Free.

Lou:
You want a Pepsi, PAL, you're gonna pay for it.

 

[cullaville]

Ah, Flounder! You fxxxed up. You trusted us!

 

[darkstar1]

I love this thread. Read through them all and since my favorite line from Treasure of Sierra Madre was taken, I’ll offer “Emergency! Everyone to get from street!

 

[darkstar1]

Don't post the movie title for a few days after you post the line. Let folks guess.

My favorite: "Sophomore Dies in Kiln Explosion"

Another one so don’t believe I’ve seen yet: The Dude abides.

 

[Zarathustra]

Guns N Roses "Civil War"

Wasn't that a line in " Cool Hank Luke"?? Police officer referring to Paul Newman??
" what we have here is a failure to communicate "