"Asps, very dangerous......you go first."Why did it have to be snakes?
Or, in the words of Clint:from the goat dance movie.
on milk:
'Vitamin D, calcium, essential for good strong bones and healthy teeth. But that's all Greek to you, isn't it, Mr. Gingivitis?”
Basically, it burns the eyes, lungs and throat, causes vomiting and if continuously inhaled, death.
- Streebek: Oh, sort of like your aftershave.”
I have no idea what movie this line is from, but it's funny as h___."I'm going to wrestle me a grizzly and kiss me a pretty girl" ---- "I hope he don't get them mixed up like the last time"
I especially like the "turban" reference. The thing about turbans is everybody can't wear one."What would you do with a brain if you had one?'
"it could be worse"
"Army training SIR"
"walk this way"
"Certainly, you take the bag, I'll take the one in the turban"
"Remind me to kill you later"
"nih"
No love for Bob Falfa, eh?"I ain't nobody, dork."
I was waiting for this one! Spoken like a real bandito.“Badges? We don’t got no badges!….We don’t need no stinking badges!”
Another one so don’t believe I’ve seen yet: The Dude abides.Don't post the movie title for a few days after you post the line. Let folks guess.
My favorite: "Sophomore Dies in Kiln Explosion"
Wasn't that a line in " Cool Hank Luke"?? Police officer referring to Paul Newman??Guns N Roses "Civil War"