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OT: Fishy is a fraud

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temery said:
He may not be 6' 6" and 220# after all.


That's fishy: Feds fight fraud in seafood sizes


http://news.yahoo.com/thats-fishy-feds-fight-fraud-seafood-sizes-081536693.html
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There are underground sources indicating that female fishys have been heard to say, "Hey, that little scallop of yours looks bigger, let's see what it can do." Only more disappointments have followed, with the little fellas turning out to only appear larger and more alive. This is an under-reported type of fraud has been leading to resentment after seafood dinners. People are calling for action, but no response has been forthcoming.
 
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Is it a big fish, or really a whale? Fishy to be renamed "Whaley". Gospel according to Cohenzone.
 
I was ready to come in here and make a whale joke. Kinda got beat.
 
Hmmmm There's something fishy about this thread......
 
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He's FLOUNDERing around looking for a defense.



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BUT IT WORKS ON SO MANY LEVELS!
 
Stinger92860 said:
I've heard that Fishy Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the ACC with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.
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One time I asked Fishy to dress up like Santa for a Christmas party I was throwing for my children. Well Fishy shows up as Santa, reaches into his bag and says, 'I've got goodies for you kids.' He proceeds to hand out scrap metal and cigarettes to them. Then he takes off his beard and says 'There is no Santa 'cause I ate him."
 
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