OT: Evolution or icebear's limited knowledge of tools

[Icebear]

Icebear cracks window with stone LINK

Food sources should not approach windows.

 

[grizz36]

Icebear cracks window with stone LINK

Food sources should not approach windows.

I guess it's just the nature of the ursine species. Only several minutes before I saw your post, my wife was reminding me of the time I tried to free up a frozen bolt on a toilet with a cold chisel.

 

[MilfordHusky]

Looks like an attempted breakout to me.

 

[arty155]

Icebear cracks window with stone LINK

Food sources should not approach windows.

Is it just me? Somehow, I… I now empathize with every poor Snickers bar in a vending machine.

 

[VAUConnFan]

Smarter than the average bear.

 

[arty155]

Looks like an attempted breakout to me.

Ah, right, right. OK then, maybe now I get it. Meanwhile these unsuspecting guys seem completely pre-occupied discussing some kind of black monolith and Zarathustra concert outside. My German is pretty rusty, but I think their last words were "Clever girl.”

 

[Icebear]

Smarter than the average bear.

Amazing thing is icebear calculating the proper stress point at which to aim the rock without pen or paper.

 

[Zorro]

A stoned bear! Now that is really pathetic.

 

[Icebear]

A stoned bear! Now that is really pathetic.

No, no, he is clearly an Old Testament bear. And absolutely sinless according to the New Testament since he is willing to cast the first stone.

 

[pinotbear]

Ah, right, right. OK then, maybe now I get it. Meanwhile these unsuspecting guys seem completely pre-occupied discussing some kind of black monolith and Zarathustra concert outside. My German is pretty rusty, but I think their last words were "Clever girl.”

love the Jurassic Park reference, along with the 2001 "Thus spake Zarathustra".
"somebody asides me is gonna rue this here p'ticular day."

 

[FairView]

Apparently in the excitement of contemplating his freedom from the breakout, icebear thought back to a high school physics formula which assumed he was in a vacuum when calculating the force needed to break through the glass with the rock. If only he had figured in the resistance of the water, he'd be relaxing in the shade under the newly formed arctic foliage canopy. Lesson learned: important calculations bear a second look.