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OT: Cam Newton to the Pats.

HuskyHawk said:
I think that's partly by design. I can't recall where I read it, but there was an article talking about what Belichick values in receivers and speed was low on the list. I'm more concerned that our RB aren't very fast.
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Speed by itself is meaningless, but the ability to be free of your defender in 3 seconds is critical.
 
Waquoit said:
Criticize away. But who really cares about the owner? The Jets have a horrible owner but if I started trying to make hay about that; wouldn't you say "What's that got to do with me?"
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I mean....it's embarrassing, no? Didn't his wife just die? And he's at some filthy strip mall with a prostitute before the AFC Championship game? Eew.
 
Deepster said:
I mean....it's embarrassing, no? Didn't his wife just die? And he's at some filthy strip mall with a prostitute before the AFC Championship game? Eew.
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Is it embarrassing to Kraft? Sure. His family? Sure. Is it embarrassing to anyone who isn't Kraft? No. Why? They have nothing to do with it.

Are you so desperate and pathetic that this is what you have to resort to? Let me help you out. There are many other things to mock the Patriots, and their fans for. I'll give you a few examples to work with:

1. The design on our super bowl rings could be better;
2. we only have won a paltry 6 super bowls in 17 years for a pathetic 35% success rate;
3. we embarrassingly missed the AFC title game three straight years from 08 - 10;
4. we've only been to 13 AFC titles games since the turn of the century. There have been twenty of them. I mean, what were we even doing during the other seven?????; and
5. Our players rarely ever get to go to the pro bowl (though, to be fair, it's usually because their playing in the super bowl).

I hope this helps you in your pitiful never-ending crusade to be a grown man who cannot keep his emotions about the Patriots off the internet.
 
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Deepster said:
I mean....it's embarrassing, no? Didn't his wife just die? And he's at some filthy strip mall with a prostitute before the AFC Championship game? Eew.
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Almost like having a coach named Rex with weird fetishes.
 
Deepster said:
I mean....it's embarrassing, no? Didn't his wife just die? And he's at some filthy strip mall with a prostitute before the AFC Championship game? Eew.
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At least she was age appropriate
 
Durks07 said:
Is it embarrassing to Kraft? Sure. His family? Sure. Is it embarrassing to anyone who isn't Kraft? No. Why? They have nothing to do with it.

Are you so desperate and pathetic that this is what you have to resort to? Let me help you out. There are many other things to mock the Patriots, and their fans for. I'll give you a few examples to work with:

1. The design on our super bowl rings could be better;
2. we only have won a paltry 6 super bowls in 17 years for a pathetic 35% success rate;
3. we embarrassingly missed the AFC title game three straight years from 08 - 10;
4. we've only been to 13 AFC titles games since the turn of the century. There have been twenty of them. I mean, what were we even doing during the other seven?????; and
5. Our players rarely ever get to go to the pro bowl (though, to be fair, it's usually because their playing in the super bowl).

I hope this helps you in your pitiful never-ending crusade to be a grown man who cannot keep his emotions about the Patriots off the internet.
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Or Tom Brady open mouth kissing his 11 yr old son.....
 
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Deepster said:
Or Tom Brady open mouth kissing his 11 yr old son.....
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Again, embarrassing for Brady? Yes. Embarrassing for his family? Sure. Embarrassing for anyone else who is not Brady? No. Why? Because they have nothing to do with it. You surely did not need 6 hours to come up with that zinger?

What is it about the Patriots that makes you so angry and need to lash out? Why can't you handle your anger about them like most adults can?
 
BigErnMcCracken said:
[Looks at 2018 draft.

Sees the Pats take Sony Michel at 31

Looks at the 32nd pick.]

Dies.
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As much as I respect Bill for everything he does, and he is the GOAT coach, his drafts are never a strong point. He’s had a bunch of clunkers.
 
Mr. French said:
As much as I respect Bill for everything he does, and he is the GOAT coach, his drafts are never a strong point. He’s had a bunch of clunkers.
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Still can't believe the Patriots didn't draft DK Metcalf.
 
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I would’ve gone with Winston. I think he’s underrated at this point.

But BB will maximize cams talent in the offense.

They will change the offense like they always have to fit the personnel.
 
Damm, your getting deepster's blood boiling again. Anything Patriots and he's ready to pounce. Closet patriot fan???
 
Deepster said:
Written on Boston.com. A fair and objective viewpoint.

You really don’t have any choice but to love it right now. The first time he throws a diva hissy fit or plays “me” first, you’ll toss him out of a moving car onto 495.
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Pretty sure there was never a claim in the article or in my post of being "fair and objective". That was sort of the point.
 
donyell34 said:
Damm, your getting deepster's blood boiling again. Anything Patriots and he's ready to pounce. Closet patriot fan???
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Frustrated Jets fan. They haven’t won anything since he was in diapers.
 
HooperScooper said:
Frustrated Jets fan. They haven’t won anything since he was in diapers.
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At least you have the testeverde helmet play as a cultural reference, although I think jt barrett May have stolen that since testeverde was closer than barrett.


So yea, you got nothing now lol
 
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Cam's 'interview' with the Onion....:cool:

"FOXBOROUGH, MA—Hurriedly trying to organize the dozens of boxes from around the league ahead of his preseason season debut, Cam Newton told reporters Thursday that he was scrambling to get up to speed after the New England Patriots sent him a playbook of every NFL team. “This is thousands of pages, it’s going to take forever to read—and I haven’t even started watching all the security footage of teams practicing yet,” said Newton, expressing relief that he was able to rush through all the offenses from Sean McVay’s coaching tree, only to get bogged down by the 49ers tricky defensive scheme. “I’ve gotten formation photos, radio frequencies for headsets, and some of these coaches’ playbooks that go back as far as the ’90s. I thought I’d be able to breeze through the NFC South, but they actually have Panthers plays in here that I’ve never seen before. Oh, God, I’m gonna be up all night.” At press time, Newton had finally finished reading all the playbooks and had moved onto the team’s list of psychological profiles on every NFL quarterback. "
 
Deepster said:
Well, they've made it easy with their actions over the last year or so. You know, starting with Bobby Kraft getting a handjob at an Asian rub and tug.
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Rather my owner get a handjob than my owner doing a bagjob.
 
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Deepster said:
No! I do care. And as a Jets fan, the thought of him being forced out as owner along with the Mets being sold? I hope it's all true.
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Hey, can we get James Dolan in on this deal ?
 
the Q said:
Long term they were better off giving stidham a shot. But newton has enough talent with that defense to still be a contender, if he stays healthy.

People complained about the pats weapons, did you see what newton dragged to the super bowl?
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BigErnMcCracken said:
Personally, I was glad that he decided to move on and was looking forward to seeing what Stidham can do. I don't know why that's such a hard idea for a troll to accept.
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KembaStepback said:
My take:
Absolutely worth the gamble for the price. Cam has been a dual threat guy who wasn't always super dangerous in the pocket. I dont know how much running he has left or that NE plans to do with him, but I think his best football is behind him. That said he could be healthy and do better now.
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Waquoit said:
The thing is, you know the Pats will win the division again.
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gtcam said:
I was never a big Cam fan but I have a feeling this will work out rather nicely for the Pats (based on the fact that CM is healthy and stays that way)
The guy is a freak athlete and brings a very physical presence to the offense at a position that was basically all brains and finesse - It will be great for short yardage situations.
A different look will be refreshing but if I were a Pats fan I would have liked to have TB back
Bill B will reign Cam in to the Pats way or Cam will have a very short stint
It is worth the shot
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Well, this one hasn't aged well.
 
My fantasy team went-up against a family member who has Cam as her starting QB. I had Herbert. I think it was great! :D
 
Edelman seems to be in disbelief that Belichick could be so stupid with Brady.

Belichick is really about himself as an executive. And he generally sucks as one. Going to be a while before New England has a decent QB again, unless the Packers trade Rodgers to New England.

That was a nice run. Should have kept Brady for his whole career. And done a better job scouting WRs in college.
 
Butch said:
Edelman seems to be in disbelief that Belichick could be so stupid with Brady.

Belichick is really about himself as an executive. And he generally sucks as one. Going to be a while before New England has a decent QB again, unless the Packers trade Rodgers to New England.

That was a nice run. Should have kept Brady for his whole career. And done a better job scouting WRs in college.
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Thank you for saying what all non Pats fans clearly see. Sign Brady to a 2 year deal. Pay him what he’s worth. If it’s a farewell tour? Fine. The Yankees did it for jeter and this season is now turning into a disaster instead.
 
Robert Kraft would have been fine with a farewell tour. Best way to phase out of a dynasty rather than a straight up crash and burn.

I expect books to be written about Belichick's psychology.
 
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