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August_West

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Let's talk Viagra alternatives for our Yarders who are advancing in Age. I think I found the fountain of youth and I would like to share it.

Here it is:
Pay a visit to the Syracuse board and revel in all the threads of those mouth breathers gnashing their teeth over the impending violation investigation results.
I did that right after waking up while still in bed this morning and blood rushed to my loins. My wife wondered what got into me.

Karma. How does it work?

I do believe this alternative medicine has an expiration date though. Don't wait to revel in their NCAA sanctions, as we all know since their name is not UConn (who obviously would get the death penalty for this) they will just probably lose a ball boy for 2 seasons or something. Enjoy it now, while fans are thinking the worst and fighting each other and calling for Boewhines head. Defenders and offenders melting down all over the place.

I'm invigorated.
 

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Mrs. August West: Did you just look at the waitresses ?!

August West: Honey you see the same set of (and only those ) for 20 years combined with age and you lose a little off your fastball. (you build tolerance?).... Sometimes some external nudging helps keep a healthy marriage.

Mrs. August West: Well I hope that you enjoyed them because they at the last set you will seeing for a long,... long... time.

August West: I love you baby?

Mrs. August West: Don't talk to me.

August West: Sigh, going to be spending a lot of time on the 'Cuse board...
 

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if you prefer a laugh read the thread about UConn & SU working on an OOC game. Those guys heads are so far up their own butts....
 

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Mrs. August West: Did you just look at the waitresses ?!

August West: Honey you see the same set of (and only those ) for 20 years combined with age and you lose a little off your fastball. (you build tolerance?).... Sometimes some external nudging helps keep a healthy marriage.

Mrs. August West: Well I hope that you enjoyed them because they at the last set you will seeing for a long,... long... time.

August West: I love you baby?

Mrs. August West: Don't talk to me.

August West: Sigh, going to be spending a lot of time on the 'Cuse board...

I know better than to use "other " as an external nudge (ar at least know better then to get caught!) . The Syracuse board is a much safer and healthier alternative.
 

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tribulus terrestris
 

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Mrs August West: Oh my God baby! Think of Carmelo not going to class again!

August West: Ooooh yeah!! [shuts eyes] Oh Laurie...where's Bernie?

Mrs. August West: Huh?

August West:[wide-eyed] What?
 

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Works every time for me.


My favorite thing about this video EVERY time I watch it... the audible 'OHHHH' from the crowd when Kemba discards McGee before he puts up the shot, followed by louder crowd reaction of 'OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAYAYAYAYAAAAHHHH!!" after he hits it.

Beautiful.
 

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you see the same set of (and only those ) for 20 years combined with age and you lose a little off your fastball. (you build tolerance?).... Sometimes some external nudging helps keep a healthy marriage.
And I'm sure she is all excited about Mr. Limp.
 

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I gave you a like @August_West, but I want to make it clear that there is just so much wrong with that post even if it is tongue in the Cuse cheek.
 

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My favorite thing about this video EVERY time I watch it... the audible 'OHHHH' from the crowd when Kemba discards McGee before he puts up the shot, followed by louder crowd reaction of 'OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAYAYAYAYAAAAHHHH!!" after he hits it.

Beautiful.
My favorite part is Ollie on the sideline conducting Kemba's step back like its a symphony. It's not a mistake that Shabazz and Kemba's form on the stepback look veyr similar in that mash up that was recently posted. It's a skill KO drills I have no doubts.
 

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I tuned into this thread hoping I was finally going to get some useful knowledge from the Boneyard. This kind of info could come in handy as I go careening into my late 40's. Damn you August.
 

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My favorite thing about this video EVERY time I watch it... the audible 'OHHHH' from the crowd when Kemba discards McGee before he puts up the shot, followed by louder crowd reaction of 'OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAYAYAYAYAAAAHHHH!!" after he hits it.

Beautiful.

I was watching some of the NFL game in London this past week. The Brits were very into the action, although they seemed more easily entertained than us Americans. Every time a player made someone miss in the open field, you would hear lots of OOOOs and AAAHHHs. It made me think about how you never see that kind of stuff here...and then I remembered the Kemba ankle breaker.
 

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I tuned into this thread hoping I was finally going to get some useful knowledge from the Boneyard. This kind of info could come in handy as I go careening into my late 40's. Damn you August.

What ? it worked for me!! I figured it would give any self respecting Huskies fan a "lift" too. How can you not get all warm and fuzzy inside witnessing.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... the Cuse meltdowns.

(sorry for the delay I got all hot an bothered again just thinking what I was typing and had to step away from keyboard for a sec.)
 
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instant viag when it was still a distant future concept car
the yr is 1969, spring semester frosh yr
its English Comp 109 trois credit stint
i am only dude in class with a bakers doz of triple d huskiettes
its tuff to breath when you cannot even get your hand raised 100% because of heavy D spearheaded by 13 x 2 balloons melonized
 

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instant viag when it was still a distant future concept car
the yr is 1969, spring semester frosh yr
its English Comp 109 trois credit stint
i am only dude in class with a bakers doz of triple d huskiettes
its tuff to breath when you cannot even get your hand raised 100% because of heavy D spearheaded by 13 x 2 balloons melonized


That's GOLD, Jerry, GOLD!

God I love you, Chap.
 
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Let's talk Viagra alternatives for our Yarders who are advancing in Age. I think I found the fountain of youth and I would like to share it.

Here it is:
Pay a visit to the Syracuse board and revel in all the threads of those mouth breathers gnashing their teeth over the impending violation investigation results.
I did that right after waking up while still in bed this morning and blood rushed to my loins. My wife wondered what got into me.

Karma. How does it work?

I do believe this alternative medicine has an expiration date though. Don't wait to revel in their NCAA sanctions, as we all know since their name is not UConn (who obviously would get the death penalty for this) they will just probably lose a ball boy for 2 seasons or something. Enjoy it now, while fans are thinking the worst and fighting each other and calling for Boewhines head. Defenders and offenders melting down all over the place.

I'm invigorated.

We know this method isn't homeopathic then, because it actually works lol
 
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