OT: Been married 30+ years & I finally got the chance to send the key 7 seconds of the Calhoun Gomes' press conference video to my wife

[upstater]

Now, I have messed up quite a lot and have had to say, "I messed up."

But in this case, my expensive non-returnable ("useless") Christmas present required this Calhoun beauty:

 

[UCFan1513]

This is wonderful. How’d she respond?

Every once in a while when we’re running late and my fiancé and I are running I’ll yell “Andre, ran everywhere. [Her name] ran everywhere!” Not sure if she likes it but it amuses me

 

[jleves]

Well we want to know what that present was, obviously.

 

[uconnfan68]

This is wonderful. How’d she respond?

Every once in a while when we’re running late and my fiancé and I are running I’ll yell “Andre, ran everywhere. [Her name] ran everywhere!” Not sure if she likes it but it amuses me

Don’t call her “the wrench”.

 

[pj]

Now, I have messed up quite a lot and have had to say, "I messed up."

But in this case, my expensive non-returnable ("useless") Christmas present required this Calhoun beauty:

I solved that problem by buying my wife inexpensive non-returnable useless Christmas presents.

 

[QuickDraw]

I just told the wife to grab the 4 last hummingbird feeders off the clearance shelf at Home Depot for $2.10 each & she couldn't be happier. She came home & found out they are selling for $20.87 apiece, it's a win win.

 

[Mr. Wonderful]

Now, I have messed up quite a lot and have had to say, "I messed up."

But in this case, my expensive non-returnable ("useless") Christmas present required this Calhoun beauty:

Soap. Women love soap.

 

[CL82]

Soap. Women love soap.

Just don't write "here, clean yourself up" on the card.

 

[Mr. French]

“Not a dime back. I’d like to maybe retire someday.”

I just told the wife to grab the 4 last hummingbird feeders off the clearance shelf at Home Depot for $2.10 each & she couldn't be happier. She came home & found out they are selling for $20.87 apiece, it's a win win.

 

[HCCForever]

Soap. Women love soap.

Or expensive shoes or purses from my experience.

BTW, I love that useful Calhoun clip since I often have to explain what I did years ago.

 

[Conndog]

When I got married 30 years ago, relatives asked me if I knew what the two most important words were a husband needed to know. They meant, of course, “Yes, dear”, but my guess was “I’m sorry”.

 

[prankster]

Or expensive shoes or purses from my experience.

BTW, I love that useful Calhoun clip since I often have to explain what I did years ago.

You positively cannot go wrong with William Dean chocolates.

Handmade Artisan Chocolates, William Dean Chocolates

William Dean Chocolates makes hand-made artisan chocolates & other confections. We make everything by hand, in small batches and with no preservatives.

williamdeanchocolates.com

 

[Dove]

Just don't write "here, clean yourself up" on the card.

Do you still possess your 'nads the way God gave them to you?

 

[mussels]

Riding mower on no return clearance? Chainsaw? Fishing gear?

Come on, people want to know.

 

[CL82]

Do you still possess your 'nads the way God gave them to you?

Yes, probably in part because I've never wrapped up a bar of ivory soap and handed it to my wife.

 

[upstater]

Or expensive shoes or purses from my experience.

BTW, I love that useful Calhoun clip since I often have to explain what I did years ago.

Ding, ding, ding, ding on "expensive shoes." Didnt check if they were returnable

 

[mussels]

Ding, ding, ding, ding on "expensive shoes." Didnt check if they were returnable

Thank you.

Unclear how many of us you have saved, but my guess is it will be more than one.

 

[Chin Diesel]

Next year buy her a vacuum cleaner. Guarantee she won't ever forget that year's Christmas.

 

[Chin Diesel]

Ding, ding, ding, ding on "expensive shoes." Didnt check if they were returnable

May not be returnable but they can be re-sellable on Facebook Maelrketplace.

But, if she sends you to meet the buyer in some random parking lot, she may have put out a contract on you.

 

[UCLJ0211]

Next year buy her a vacuum cleaner. Guarantee she won't ever forget that year's Christmas.

Nah that gift sucks

 

[HCCForever]

Ding, ding, ding, ding on "expensive shoes." Didnt check if they were returnable

May not be returnable but they can be re-sellable on Facebook Maelrketplace.

But, if she sends you to meet the buyer in some random parking lot, she may have put out a contract on you.

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Or how about that website Poshmark that is always on TV.

@UCLJ0211, you are a brave man and should be commended. Though my wife loves that stuff, I would never buy them without her picking them out. Me just playing the part of the wallet.

 

[UCLJ0211]

Or how about that website Poshmark that is always on TV.

@UCLJ0211, you are a brave man and should be commended. Though my wife loves that stuff, I would never buy them without her picking them out. Me just playing the part of the wallet.

 

[HCCForever]

I could use that Calhoun quote now. I meant to include @upstater.

 

[Hunt for 7]

It is my wife’s birthday today and all I can talk about is some basketball players ankle.

Yup today is shaping up as a doozy!