In case you missed it, New Yorker faux news humorist Andy Borowitz posted recently the following report: "Polar Bears, Grizzlies to Merge". Be warned: people who feel that the eating of human flesh by bears to be an inappropriate topic for jest, except under conditions of bear survival-threatening habitat destruction, may find this tasteless. So to speak. It is worth noting though: this is worth a visit if only for the wonderful portrait of a proud Grizzly showing off his teeth.
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2014/02/polar-bears-grizzlies-to-merge.html
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2014/02/polar-bears-grizzlies-to-merge.html