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It's that time of year, so with an overly creative mind and excessive time on my hands, I have revised (or emasculated, take your pick) the olde English favorite, "The Twelve Days of Christmas," just for Boneyarders. All you need is a sense of humor, combined with a dose of tolerance, a splash of imagination and a pinch of indulgence and you might even enjoy it. If not, give it one AAARRGH! and hit the ignore button.

You will see that I took some liberties. For one, I stretched it to 13 days for reasons that will become clear to those who are patient and resolute. I also arbitrarily assigned hitherto unused nicknames to players and I trust all of you to "get" them. And it will take this and another post to get all 13 days in. Here goes:

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me​
Geno Auriemma!​
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me​
Chris, Shea 'n' Morisa.​
On the third day. . .​
Bre-anna Stewart.​
On the fourth day. . .​
Kaleena, Kiah 'n' Morgan.​

Stay tuned for the rest of the days.
 

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Twelve Thirteen Days of [Boneyard] Christmas, continued:

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me​
(An) Eighth N.C. ring!​
On the sixth day. . .​
Velcro Kelly Faris.​
On the seventh day. . .​
Ener-gi-zer Hartley.​
On the eighth day. . .​
Lefty Brianna Banks.​
On the ninth day. . .​
High fiv-er Heather.​
On the tenth day. . .​
Gust of wind Moriah.​
On the eleventh day. . .​
Sky Di-ver Dolson.​
On the twelfth day. . .​
Grandma Car-o-line.​
On the extra day. . .​
All Boneyard posters!​

Merry Christmas to all
And to all a good night!
 

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Twelve Thirteen Days of [Boneyard] Christmas, continued:

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me​
(An) Eighth N.C. ring!​
On the sixth day. . .​
Velcro Kelly Faris.​
On the seventh day. . .​
Ener-gi-zer Hartley.​
On the eighth day. . .​
Lefty Brianna Banks.​
On the ninth day. . .​
High fiv-er Heather.​
On the tenth day. . .​
Gust of wind Moriah.​
On the eleventh day. . .​
Sky Di-ver Dolson.​
On the twelfth day. . .​
Grandma Car-o-line.​
On the extra day. . .​
All Boneyard posters!​

Merry Christmas to all
And to all a good night!

And on the 14th day,
My True Love gave to me
A Poem by Kibitzer!!!


Thanks for the gift, Olde Timer.
 
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