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Oh boy......official UCONN versus Michigan prediction thread.

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Michigan: 1 point for every 2000 in Big House seating capacity (54.9505)
UConn: 1 point for every 2000 in Rent seating capacity [not including temp seats] (20)

I know 54.9505 seems like an impossible number for UConn to give up......but I think we've proven there is no impossible this year.
 
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I cling against all reason and knowledge to a hope that something entirely miraculous occurs.

Reason says M 51 - UC 9.
 
UConn wins in 24-21. After that, P turns it around and we get back to the Motor City Bowl where we kick Fordham's . P takes a new gig at Texas immediately following the Motor City Bowl and we hire Kraglethorpe.
No need to be so cruel....

Uconn 48
Mich 17
 
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Uconn 23-Michigan 20- its our 'Louisville' from last year- how the hell did we just win that

..... and then i sober up and its Michigan 42- Uconn 7
 
Defense helps, but can't stop the bleeding in this one... I think we get a TD early, then a FG later in the 2nd half. The Rent will be 50% full after halftime, just Michigan fans, Boneyarders, players parents, and the band left in the 4th Quarter. Michigan is energized by night game on the road, national TV, and the fact that the Akron game was so close.

Michigan 31
Connecticut 10

(...in what we can only hope is the final game for PP at UConn.)
 
We did it! WE FINALLY DID IT!

UConn 20
Michigan 19

Last second FG.

F bombs committed by me: >90 (the record is 83, which was the West Virginia game back in 07)
 
Christian nails a 50 yard kick as time expires to bust Michigan's shutout. Wolverines 52, Huskies 3.
 
I don't think Michigan is that good, unfortunately I expect them to win 24-17.
 
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Michigan gets a late field goal and is somehow only up by 5 with 1 minute left in the game. On the ensuing kick-off, Herbst and Manuel announce over the PA system at the Rent that Coach PP and GDL will be fired after the game. Foxx catches the kick-off and runs through both the Michigan coverage team and the jubilant UConn crowd that has rushed the field for a touchdown. Since no one can find the Officials who were swept away, UConn wins!

A day or so later, I wake-up at Hartford Hospital after having my liver replaced due to sever alcohol poisoning to learn that UConn lost 28 to 3.
 
Heart is not in this, but I never, ever predict a loss. Never have, never will.

UCONN 30-24 in a stunner.

Even if I liked it, the only way we'll win is that the Ann Arbor high school team showed up or a UFO takes UMichigan to a different planet. I doubt it will happen, so I'll say Michigan 84-21 (the 21 points scored on Um's 3rd string!!)
 
Michigan 45
UCONN 6

I'm leaving fawking Greenport, NY for this game and might just leave after halftime to drive my boat back there.

I'd cruise the Connecticut River because it'll be a blowout...
 
C'mon, this one is easy. Mich 31 - 3. They have to make a mistake somewhere along the line. I just don't see how we get in to the end zone. Maybe some kind of fluky thing - that could happen . . .
 
C'mon, this one is easy. Mich 31 - 3. They have to make a mistake somewhere along the line. I just don't see how we get in to the end zone. Maybe some kind of fluky thing - that could happen . . .

It could happen, but it is as likely as an UFO taking UM to a different planet or Ann Arbor High School shows up. Maybe if Warde fires PP this week....
 
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I'm not giving up hope just yet.

Michigan is still reeling from the most brutal week of practice they ever have. Our lines find their aggression after being called out time and time again and we get a little push at the line of scrimmage.

Philips is healed and continues to standout.

PP and staff figure out those "4 assignment mistakes."

UConn 33
Michigan 28
 
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