Official Memphis game day haiku

[Ewekon]

Grab Tigers by tails
Game looks like an epic fail
Dogs will still beat cats

 

[8893]

If Beale Street could talk
It would say that we are doomed
Which means we will win

 

[Waquoit]

Adams and Gilbert
Starting backcourt on the shelf
Good luck with that Dan

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Some wishes come true
At least for cranky posters
We'll see what happens

I will be watching
wearing a UConn hoodie
in the Men's Spa lounge

Beforehand yoga
Followed by yoga nidra
Sauna, steam, and soak

 

[Mano]

What’s eating Gilbert?
His shoulder is no bueno.
Just like our chances.

Pluck, grit and desire.
Will that be enough to win?
That sure would be nice.

 

[Waquoit]

Beforehand yoga
Followed by yoga nidra
Sauna, steam, and soak

Thanks for rundown
I started relaxing just
reading about spa

 

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

Suddenly Gaurdless
Carlton becoming Shaq-like
Huskies first road win

 

[CL82]

I wish that I could see
UConn players hit the three
Oh well woe is me.

Our guards are missing
Our forwards are still too small
Oh well lace 'em up.

It's always darkest
before the dawn, so they say
Go, fight, win Huskies.

 

[David 76]

This was winnable
If only we had our guards
Oh well, throw it up.

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Elvis Presley Lives!
In the hearts of all Memphis
But the Tigers? Not.

 

[DALTX]

Penny and Danny
Two first year coaches battle
Wilson gets the start