Official Julienne the Carrot Thread

[superjohn]

Tell the truth . This game is making you turgid in the nether regions.

I can feel it down in my plums...

 

[Bryan Lord]

How is Williams so fat?

 

[Bryan Lord]

Fat for a d1 bball player anyway.

 

[CL82]

31 - 19. With the score be any closer if Jalen was in?

 

[Uconn77Duke74]

is this game being played in Norway? Whats up with the court?

 

[Bryan Lord]

This team has the least talent top to bottom in my life time.

 

[superjohn]

Fat for a d1 bball player anyway.

What are you talking about?

 

[jdb50]

Wow was that a crap play by Whaley

 

[6xChamps]

SHEEEEEESH

 

[August_West]

31 - 19. With the score be any closer if Jalen was in?

Maybe not currently but the final score absolutely would be. 25 instead of 40

 

[CL82]

Need a basket here

 

[SaeHusky]

There is our inbounds special. No one person sets a screen and we turn it over. Thats why Ollie has to go. Thats unacceptable

 

[BigErnMcCracken]

SHEEEEEESH

Pinot noir or barolo?

 

[3rdbass]

I can’t wait to blow up this team. Besides Vital I don’t see anybody I want to keep. This is assuming Jalen is gone. larrier has been such a disappointment. Even with A healthy Gilbert we don’t have enough scorers.

 

[jdb50]

Anderson out fakes himself. Does Cobb have the flu?

 

[UConnRock]

Greenberg is just ripping into the lack of offense and movement. He is pointing out the fact that UConn has not done anything and there is lass the 15 seconds on the shot clock. This has nothing to do with Adams being out. There is no discernable game plan

 

[CL82]

Andersons passes never he seem to hit guys where they can score. They’re always a little bit off so they can’t take a quick shot

 

[buddy]

It would actually be best if no one returns next year and the new coach starts from scratch.

 

[UConnRock]

Larrier is a mess

 

[housekeys]

Can somebody spot up and shoot the ball! Get it near the rim at least.

 

[August_West]

And one baby!!!

 

[Hamms30]

it's not hard to come up with a defensive scheme when the other team knows that your two bigs are A.) never going to touch the ball and B.) if for some crazy happenstance they do, never... EVER... consider shooting it. Whaley and DO are just bodies out there right now because basketball says you need 5 players on the floor

 

[SaeHusky]

Our offensive sets are non existent.

 

[HuskyHawk]

Chat is live

 

[my2cents]

This team should not be allowed to wear UCONN on their jerseys

 

[Coach J]

Vital basically just called that time out. Glad someone did.

 

[3rdbass]

This team should not be allowed to wear UCONN on their jerseys

And the coach should be ashamed of this offensive game plan. Why do our guys have no desire to fight for rebounds?

 

[Coach J]

I can’t wait to blow up this team. Besides Vital I don’t see anybody I want to keep. This is assuming Jalen is gone. larrier has been such a disappointment. Even with A healthy Gilbert we don’t have enough scorers.

I like Polley and Carlton, and Whaley

 

[kobe]

Why don't we have our own floor . This game is so unwatchable. We obviously have a lot more talent but neither team runs any semblance of offense. Turning this off at the half.

 

[jdb50]

Vital basically just called that time out. Glad someone did.

after getting punked on the defensive glass Vital had to look at Ollie and ask for a timeout as that should not be acceptable. Good for you CV. Wake up Ollie!