ODE TO MUFFET

[HGN]

Little Ms. Muffet , sat on her tuffet , needing a victory in the worst way ; Along came an Italian , who sat down beside her , and said : " Not on this day." A battle ensued , and it all came unglued , as the Fighting Irish whimpered away.

She asked , " But I've beaten you before , and you didn't show me the door , so what's so different today? " The Italian replied : " I have been generous , and I have been kind , but on this Historic Day I must whip your behind."

And with that , the Italian stated : " Miss Muffet , with all the vile words you have said , you now can have your say , curds , and whey ; But I will take hardware to Storrs with me this day , that say : 2014 Women's National Champion of The N-C-A-A. "

And away the Italian rode on his trusty 737-Steel Stallion with his band of Merry Warriors.....All the way back , all the way back to Storrs.

Back to TitleTown , USA.

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE UCONN HUSKIES.

Football may pay the bills ; but basketball provides the thrills.

 

[Mattydog7]

Little Ms. Muffet , sat on her tuffet , needing a victory in the worst way ; Along came an Italian , who sat down beside her , and said : " Not on this day." A battle ensued , and it all came unglued , as the Fighting Irish whimpered away.

She asked , " But I've beaten you before , and you didn't show me the door , so what's so different today? " The Italian replied : " I have been generous , and I have been kind , but on this Historic Day I must whip your behind."

And with that , the Italian stated : " Miss Muffet , with all the vile words you have said , you now can have your say , curds , and whey ; But I will take hardware to Storrs with me this day , that say : 2014 Women's National Champion of The N-C-A-A. "

And away the Italian rode on his trusty 737-Steel Stallion with his band of Merry Warriors.....All the way back , all the way back to Storrs.

Back to TitleTown , USA.

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE UCONN HUSKIES.

Football may pay the bills ; but basketball provides the thrills.

Awesome!!

 

[Hongster]

Little Ms. Muffet , sat on her tuffet , needing a victory in the worst way ; Along came an Italian , who sat down beside her , and said : " Not on this day." A battle ensued , and it all came unglued , as the Fighting Irish whimpered away.

She asked , " But I've beaten you before , and you didn't show me the door , so what's so different today? " The Italian replied : " I have been generous , and I have been kind , but on this Historic Day I must whip your behind."

And with that , the Italian stated : " Miss Muffet , with all the vile words you have said , you now can have your say , curds , and whey ; But I will take hardware to Storrs with me this day , that say : 2014 Women's National Champion of The N-C-A-A. "

And away the Italian rode on his trusty 737-Steel Stallion with his band of Merry Warriors.....All the way back , all the way back to Storrs.

Back to TitleTown , USA.

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE UCONN HUSKIES.

Football may pay the bills ; but basketball provides the thrills.

THIS ^^^ Best Ms Meffett of the year! I like the "whip your behind" part a lot. You have really made my day, so thank you, thank you.

 

[huskeynut]

Priceless!!!!!!!!!!

 

[katiecrum1992]

This is beautiful.