In the interests of setting the record straight, I, too, would like to correct several "inaccuracies" in my resume.
Apparently, I was not in France on D-Day. It turns out that we were actually on a beach vacation in Virginia with my German grandparents. I do remember my grandfather leaving the beach, but that might have been due to sunburn and not any military action on my part.
I was also never a member of the Space Program, nor did I ever pilot the space shuttle. That was a Jet Blue flight to Orlando. I did sit near the emergency exit, however. I was ready to serve if called upon.
And I never summited Mount Everest. I did know a girl named Meg Everett who was somewhat easier to summit, but I do apologize for any confusion there.
I am sure you can all forgive how these little misunderstandings can happen.