North Carolina Haiku

[Hey Adrien!]

Famed poster @Storrs South
Symbolizes this day well.
We own Manhattan.

 

[EZPass]

Ya know Superman
Wears Tristen Newton PJs.
‘Banged up’ Huskies win.

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Heroes face the heels
We go back to the Garden
Home away from home

 

[QuickDraw]

tough game good match up
better shooting on this night
UConn for the win

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Connecticut wins
North Carolina loses
Count your syllables

Five, seven, and five
That's traditional haiku
It stokes the mojo

Coaches, players, fans
Preparing and performing
At their very best

It's very simple
We're here to support the team
One game at a time

Like a free throw drill
Practice makes sutomatic
Little things win games

Count your syllables
North Carolina loses
Connecticut wins

 

[Jorgensen]

Everyone heal up
Please also make your free throws
We will get big win

 

[storrsroars]

The question isn't
If UConn wins tonight; it's
"What's 'sutomatic'"?

 

[mbt0512]

Defeating the Heels
Nine titles in thirty years
How great it will feel

 

[XLCenterFan]

Will nap after work
Will wake up and watch Huskies
Will sleep happily

 

[Deleted at users request]

First matchup since 2005
Have some making up to do
Just know the winners
Will be wearing Navy Blue

 

[BlueandOG]

The haiku thread rocks!
Funny how many people
Can't count syllables.

Nothing is better
than UCONN at the Garden
for a marquis win.

 

[Son of Robert]

MSG New York
UConn's 6th borough rocking
Tar Heels going down

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

First matchup since 2005
Have some making up to do
Just know the winners
Will be wearing Navy Blue

This isn't haiku
And this is this haiku thread
What else can I say?

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

The question isn't
If UConn wins tonight; it's
"What's 'sutomatic'"?

Not "automatic"
But super automatic
That's "sutomatic"

Or, it's a typo
Some human imperfection
Within a haiku

Syllable count worked
And a new word enters the
Husky lexicon

 

[DALTX]

There will be blue blood
Huskies don't "heel" UNC
Darker blue prevails

 

[Deleted at users request]

This isn't haiku
And this is this haiku thread
What else can I say?

First time trying
I’ll be better next time
This is the*
Just corrected the professor

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

First time trying
I’ll be better next time
This is the*
Just corrected the professor

First line is 5 sylls
Second line is 7 sylls
Third line is 5 sylls

"Sylls" means "syllables"
Haiku is 3 lines only
ALL posts in haiku

Haiku is rule-based
Discipline is strengthening
Modeled for players

Second "this" erred, but
neither fully wrong nor a
syllable error

Start low and go slow
When you are new to haiku
It is powerful

 

[Deleted at users request]

First line is 5 sylls
Second line is 7 sylls
Third line is 5 sylls

"Sylls" means "syllables"
Haiku is 3 lines only
ALL posts in haiku

Haiku is rule-based
Discipline is strengthening
Modeled for players

Second "this" erred, but
neither fully wrong nor a
syllable error

Start low and go slow
When you are new to haiku
It is powerful

Let’s try this again
Get it right this time for mens
Thanks for the lesson

 

[XLCenterFan]

First matchup since 2005
Have some making up to do
Just know the winners
Will be wearing Navy Blue

This is not haiku
I have been scolded before
Don’t do this again

 

[Waquoit]

We gave D'oh the best
Wins of his career, let's not
Do same for Hubert

 

[huskyjawz]

Ninety Eight led to
Ninety Nine championship
But still it does hurt

Late Rip three goes up
If it's good we take the lead
It was not to be

Nothing is finer
Than to bury Caroline-
A in the Garden

 

[Punkbo]

Tell all of your friends
Blue Horseshoe loves Karaban
He’s a screaming buy

 

[Deleted at users request]

This is not haiku
I have been scolded before
Don’t do this again

When you know better
You also can do better
Let’s go get this win

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Let’s try this again
Get it right this time for mens
Thanks for the lesson

I appreciate
your persistence t'ward success
May others join you

Correcting haiku
And doing so in haiku
Is very stressful

I fear that I'll err
And as you noted, I do
I just want to help

100 per cent
Five, seven, five syllables
Is my only goal

Scolding & shaming
don't apply; education
is my ambition

100 per cent
free throw shooting is no less
my highest ideal

Your further effort
draws from Maya Angelou's
most helpful advice

 

[Doctor Hoop]

I see that Hans is
On duty, Haiku gendarme
I will tread lightly …

Tonight we erase
The fowl taste of a Jayhawk
And dine on Tar Heel

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

I see that Hans is
On duty, Haiku gendarme
I will tread lightly …

Just trying to coach
guys up. It's not like I say,
"Hit him, you M F"

 

[FfldCntyFan]

North Carolina
Takes a trip north and becomes
Tobacco roadkill

 

[Samoo]

No class Tar Heels doh!
Works twice for NC players
Students I think not

 

[Dove]

The Tobacco Road
leads right to New York City.
And we will smoke them.

 

[Ctedgeman]

Carolina blue
Makes me sick to my stomach
Carolina barf