Nika is so tough she..

[bluedevil]

Nika is so tough she Flosses her teeth with nails and rinses with roundup. Nika is so tough she goes bungee jumping without a cord...She plays Russian Roulette with 6 bullets...how tough is Nika...what have you got?

 

[f1f1ferrari]

Nika's so tough she files her nails with a power sander.

 

[bluedevil]

She shaves her legs with a broken bottle.

 

[jcoton56]

Mr. T borrows jewelry from her.

 

[psconn]

The Boogieman won't open his closet 'cause he's afraid Nika might be hiding in there.

 

[SVCBeercats]

WOW!!! YOU GUYS ARE THE WORST! Are you going for laughs or grimaces?

Nika is so tough she Flosses her teeth with nails and rinses with roundup. Nika is so tough she goes bungee jumping without a cord...She plays Russian Roulette with 6 bullets...how tough is Nika...what have you got?

Nika's so tough she files her nails with a power sander.

She shaves her legs with a broken bottle.

 

[AmeriConn]

Nika is so tough, she shaves her pits with an axe!

 

[Blakeon18]

So tough that she will never/ever have a street named after her. Everybody would be afraid to cross it.

 

[Bigpetunia]

I am old. My dating days go back to a period when great lizards still roamed the earth! Having said that, i don’t know about you guys, but if, back in the day, I picked up a pretty girl for a date and she was sporting a big shiner under either eye, I would have been instantly smitten! Had that same girl, had I, perchance, taken her maybe to a football game on a brisk autumn afternoon, pulled a silver flask from her bag and offered me “a belt,” I would have positively swooned!!

 

[bluedevil]

Nika is so tough she once went skydiving without a parachute.

 

[f1f1ferrari]

So tough that she will never/ever have a street named after her. Everybody would be afraid to cross it.

 

[bluedevil]

If Nika was a bullfighter she woudn't need a cape...

 

[Artifact]

If Nika gets the other eye 'blackened', she will look like the 'Lone Ranger'. If engaged, be sure to tell her that he was a good dude or else you may end up with a 'Blackened eye' !

 

[Bald Husky]

When the campus opens up, the guys may be afraid to ask her out. She won't need mace.

 

[huskyd]

Pretty as a picture; stubborn as a Muhl: the Alabaster Assassin.

 

[Sonny44]

She's so tough she's not afraid of foolish fouls.

 

[Blakeon18]

Scary too! Why do you think Waldo is still hiding?

 

[Rixxx]

Nika is so tough, she can chew on a quarter and spit out 5 nickles.

 

[bluedevil]

Nika taught Rocky how to box.

 

[huskeynut]

Nika is sooooo bad she eats opposing pg's for breakfast!!!

 

[MooseJaw]

So tough she grooms with a Stihl chain saw, while buffing with a belt sander, and close ups with an orbital sander. Don't know for sure but I hear she brushes her teeth with steel wool and gargles with Drano. Going to bed her pillow is a porcupine. her blankets chain link fencing. She is one badass Tasmanian devil.

 

[Nolefan]

Yesterday’s game was the first time I’ve seen her smile multiple times .. she always has that serious game face on .. and even saw EW crack a smile

 

[j66kicker]

Nika is so tough she can kick-start a 747

 

[Golden Husky]

Rather than "Like" every individual contribution, I'll just acknowledge that I enjoyed the many innovative offerings.

For me, Nika is Ellen Ripley, the heroine of "Alien/Aliens."

In fact, when a player rough-fouled Paige I heard Ripley, er, I mean, Nika, say "Get away from her, you b****."

 

[dtbtbtb]

Nika is so tough even Chuck Norris is afraid to mess with her

 

[Ozimoto]

I was waiting for that one.

 

[bluedevil]

She doesn't have to wear an oven mitt to take a baked potato out of the oven.

 

[HuskyPhan]

Nika is so tough she reads the Boneyard.......repeatedly!!

 

[Gus Mahler]

Nika is so tough she infects the coronavirus.

 

[Calbysdad]

Nika put Excalibur in the stone...