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Night Before Nonsense*
- Thread starter Blueconn
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The uniforms were hung
By the lockers with care
In hopes that a victory
Soon would be there.
The players were nestled
all snug in their beds
Except Paige and Azzi
Made Tik Toks instead…
By the lockers with care
In hopes that a victory
Soon would be there.
The players were nestled
all snug in their beds
Except Paige and Azzi
Made Tik Toks instead…
Evina in her jammies
And Nika in her bed
Thought not of sleeping
But of kicking hog ass instead
Then all at once
There arose such a clatter
The whole team jumped up to see what was the matter
Their phones started buzzing with one single tweet
It was from Geno and said
Tomorrow's revenge will be sweet
But only if you listen because I showed you how
We will get number 12 and we start right now!
And Nika in her bed
Thought not of sleeping
But of kicking hog ass instead
Then all at once
There arose such a clatter
The whole team jumped up to see what was the matter
Their phones started buzzing with one single tweet
It was from Geno and said
Tomorrow's revenge will be sweet
But only if you listen because I showed you how
We will get number 12 and we start right now!
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razorbacks eager, tusks all a-drippin.
Sorry to say our guards will be rippin.
Looking ahead to an afternoon winner,
Pork chops the menu for Sunday night dinner.
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oh somewhere in this favoured land, the sun is shining bright, the band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light; and somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout, but there is no joy in fayetteville -- mighty hogs have lost their snout. oops wrong poem, never mind. 
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Boneyarders, you are the best! Thanks for the early morning laughters. Hoping to laugh more heartily after the game.