Night Before Nonsense*

[Blueconn]

Twas the Night Before Tip Off.
The Boneyard was quiet.
The Hogs dreamt of 2.
5 grinned and said Try it.

*to be continued- perhaps by a bevy of Connecticut poets ?

 

[Puppy Love]

The uniforms were hung
By the lockers with care
In hopes that a victory
Soon would be there.

The players were nestled
all snug in their beds
Except Paige and Azzi
Made Tik Toks instead…

 

[Stymie]

In the darkness of Gampel...
Echoed giggles and squeals...
As young college players...
Inked their new NIL deals.

 

[Stymie]

In the darkness of Gampel...
Echoed giggles and squeals...
As young college players...
Inked their new NIL deals.

 

[BBallF]

Evina in her jammies
And Nika in her bed
Thought not of sleeping
But of kicking hog ass instead

Then all at once
There arose such a clatter
The whole team jumped up to see what was the matter
Their phones started buzzing with one single tweet

It was from Geno and said
Tomorrow's revenge will be sweet
But only if you listen because I showed you how
We will get number 12 and we start right now!

 

[Conndog]

Love it!

 

[Florida Fan]

Twas the Night Before Tip Off.
The Boneyard was quiet.
The Hogs dreamt of 2.
5 grinned and said Try it.

*to be continued- perhaps by a bevy of Connecticut poets ?

razorbacks eager, tusks all a-drippin.
Sorry to say our guards will be rippin.
Looking ahead to an afternoon winner,
Pork chops the menu for Sunday night dinner.

 

[EdSaid]

The banners were hanging
Standing proud evermore
95 called out to 16
Make room for one more.

 

[HHH]

He sprung to his bench, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew, like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight-
Happy Season to all, and to all a good night!

 

[hard2please]

oh somewhere in this favoured land, the sun is shining bright, the band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light; and somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout, but there is no joy in fayetteville -- mighty hogs have lost their snout. oops wrong poem, never mind.

 

[FormerCTrez]

Boneyarders, you are the best! Thanks for the early morning laughters. Hoping to laugh more heartily after the game.

 

[Blueconn]

On Horse Barn Hill
wind rattled the doors.
The parties were focused,
SNY covered Storrs.

Or by FoxNow apps across the landscape.
Old Huskies who’ve moved,
Need THIS Geno Generation.