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when seton hall way collegiate inc is nationally ranked and dogs are 74th in usa; thangs be not goody

warde's hires taking nice hammering of late

big boy hired bc assistant for hockety vaug & said dude got hammered by fightin irish sundaze
big boy hired dog assistant for hoola hoop and dude got hammered by a dancing tree saturdaze and goldenshowerhurricane anydaze
biggy boy hired nd assistant for fotbol and dude got hammered by every living thang alldaze

at least big lil ten warde lead nation in assisting assistants to be millionhairs; he got more assists than dog backcourt & he still not in his crosshairs
 
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lookin in on few minutes of Gtwn game; wowsa, hoya have monster collection of reeldeel talent playas all over dee place who can actually pass,dwibble,shootsky,board,position,bequick, betall, befast,bedecisive,playchessnotcheckersortidlywinks, begood,beverygood,would f dogs allover d place

makes sledteam paucity dearth poverty roster very evident and points to sub 500 doggystyle authored by olywould if lil fella only could should would doud

califarcy not going to likee seeing hoya crew in tourney, it spell CURTAINS in a fashion that even kentunkyites can comprenez vous
 
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It was intimated that the two recruit student athletes for next year's Div I men's basketball roster were big UCONN fans growing up.

Considering all the wasted plane trips on recruiting wild goosifer chases that the staff has endured, why deny the obvious which could be a huge time and cost savings.

Conclusion: 1st question to ask a prospective signee: Are you or have you ever been a fan of UCONN Husky Men's Basketball? Do you ever watch a doggy game on cable TV, or network TV? If so, how many per year per category? Have you been to any games in person in last year, last two, last five years? Do you look forward to the next game or two on the schedule each year? Do you ever listen to a game on the radio? Do you wait to obtain a score of last night's game the next morning or must you get the score as soon as possible? Can you recite the names of roster players forwards and backwards and can you spell it in the same manner twos? Do you know what the fossil bone yard be? If so, do you ever read any commentary and/or take it seriously or with a grain of salt or just for laughs? Do you delve into the illustrious history of UCONN basketball? Who is Wes B and why is he important? Who are Dove, Rayray, Yell, Smitty, Dee, Dom, Corny, Joey, Stacked, Tony, Knute, Eye of, JC and Delmar and Toby? Do you follow recruiting for your beloved doggys? Do you play high school basketball by chance, pweez? Would you like to "walk on" at Storrs or would you like a scholarship to be scholarly and in your spare time play a lil hoola hoop maybeez?

If 100% score on above; then and only then the staff should proceed to attempt to enroll this excellent "POTENTIAL" because this is the epitomy of potential "UCONN stylin"- oui oui

Lastly, the staff needs to send a message to the planet's pool of applicants. Pronto, ask Monsieur Stone for the last time if he would likes to matriculate Storrs for a least one semester? If the answer is anything but yes em; revoke scholly offer nowsa and wit authority. No student athlete will be allowed to hold dogs in captivity because by nature dem AKC siberians, they one big bunch of buckin uckin wild mother ... you no
 
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