OT: Never Would I Ever

[bluedevil]

Never would I ever cheat on my girlfriend. Never would I ever ask a woman I didn't know if she was pregnant. Never would I ever leave the seat up. Okay what do you guys got??

 

[Monte]

Never would I ever drink warm beer. Never would I ever drink cold coffee. Never would I ever eat liver!

 

[Cuango]

Eat liver!

 

[chrissaran]

Liver is delicious if the person cooking knows how to cook. Add mashed potatoes and onions, and it's a tasty meal.

 

[EricLA]

There are a lot of gross things that I bet most everyone would say "never" to, so i'll leave those off the list.

Never would I ever go mountain climbing (as in rock scaling) or cross one of those uber-high suspension bridges. I'm terrified of heights and simply could not ever accomplish that. First I'd hyperventilate and have a panic attack, then my body would completely freeze, then I'd probably pass out LOL.

 

[Aluminny69]

Never would I ever leave the seat up.

But do you leave the lid up? Does your wife leave the lid up? Be honest. The lid is there for a reason!

 

[bluedevil]

But do you leave the lid up? Does your wife leave the lid up? Be honest. The lid is there for a reason!

I plead the fifth.

 

[jabstep]

Never would I root for Tennessee or South Carolina!!!

 

[meyers7]

Never would I root for Tennessee or South Carolina!!!

What about when they play each other?

 

[jabstep]

What about when they play each other?

What a quandary!!

 

[bluedevil]

Never will I ever tell a friend the ending of a movie.