OT: Nearly top 10 list of not choosing UConn to play basketball

[TerryBoyz]

Some talk about these elite recruits and how our program is top tier so why wouldn’t you pick UConn.
Geezer and a big fan of David Letterman so trying top 10 list:
Top 10 reasons you don’t want to play basketball for UConn.


7.Nah, I’m good with Pizza Hut
6. The NBA is overrated
5. Got tired of correcting people-“UConn” not “Yukon”
4. the banners will distract me during games
3.Too complicated telling people that the home games are at Hartford AND Storrs
2.I don’t like wearing rings
1. Yes, it’s between Boston and NYC.”

 

[Kenny11]

I want to play for a calm coach

 

[storrsroars]

8. MSG? I don't eat Chinese food because that stuff is bad for you
9. If I gotta play six more games every year, I ain't doing it for free, y'know
10. I ain't running everywhere for nobody

 

[MrJama100]

8. It's blue chip but only for the past 25 years. What about, you know, the Korean War?

 

[MrJama100]

9. UConn only wins championships
10. "Rock-Chalk Jayhawk" is cooler than "UConn, you can!"

 

[uh-no]

8. MSG? I don't eat Chinese food because that stuff is bad for you
9. If I gotta play six more games every year, I ain't doing it for free, y'know
10. I ain't running everywhere for nobody

11. Ain't nobody callin' me a wrench for nobody!

 

[bdbdbdbd]

12. Never won a Helms national championship and no hope of ever winning one.

 

[TerryBoyz]

I like to go trout fishing in March

 

[dogpause]

I'm claustrophobic, and I've heard that Coach Hurley requires all players to spend an hour each week in a sensory deprivation tank.

 

[Drumguy]

I don't like fresh ice cream and you can smell cow poop at the dairy bar!

 

[willie99]

Because I'd rather be on South Beach. First because I'm a star athlete and then another 40 years cleaning it

 

[uh-no]

I'm claustrophobic, and I've heard that Coach Hurley requires all players to spend an hour each week in a sensory deprivation tank.

the weirdo room

 

[Husky68]

Bad cell phone reception at Storrs during practice breaks.

 

[Kolumbo]

When the coach invites us to his house all I hear in my head is "Mrs. Robinson" and I'm sure the coach can hear it too!

<Anne Bancroft was only 35 years old in the movie playing a woman about 10 years older>

 

[Rich]

1) That other school offered me a Ferrari
2) You mean I actually have to go to class?
3) Practice? We talking about practice. Not a game. Practice.
4) Hurley terrifies me
5) I don't pass the ball to anyone unless it's a ref on a free throw check
6) Ye is my advisor and he told me not to go there
7) Not an Under Armor school
8) Not an Addidas school
9) Not a Puma school
10) No Blaze, Marco's, Pizza Hut, or Papa John's in the area. Don't people in Connecticut like good pizza?

 

[caw]

1) I want out of CT/NE.

 

[willie99]

1) I want out of CT/NE.

OK Giselle

 

[Husky Alien]

What! I have to play defense?

 

[HooperScooper]

1) That other school offered me a Ferrari
2) You mean I actually have to go to class?
3) Practice? We talking about practice. Not a game. Practice.
4) Hurley terrifies me
5) I don't pass the ball to anyone unless it's a ref on a free throw check
6) Ye is my advisor and he told me not to go there
7) Not an Under Armor school
8) Not an Addidas school
9) Not a Puma school
10) No Blaze, Marco's, Pizza Hut, or Papa John's in the area. Don't people in Connecticut like good pizza?

Need a new #10. Don't you remember that is where @Chief00 gets his recruiting information?

Blaze Pizza Blaze Pizza Storrs: Fast-fired artisanal pizza in Storrs, CT

Visit your local Blaze Pizza at 12 Royce Circle in Storrs, CT to find the best pizza restaurant near you.

locations.blazepizza.com

 

[ConnEd]

Stores? The school is in a mall or like a Costco or somethin’? Nun-uh!

 

[TheChamps990411]

Some talk about these elite recruits and how our program is top tier so why wouldn’t you pick UConn.
Geezer and a big fan of David Letterman so trying top 10 list:
Top 10 reasons you don’t want to play basketball for UConn.


7.Nah, I’m good with Pizza Hut
6. The NBA is overrated
5. Got tired of correcting people-“UConn” not “Yukon”
4. the banners will distract me during games
3.Too complicated telling people that the home games are at Hartford AND Storrs
2.I don’t like wearing rings
1. Yes, it’s between Boston and NYC.”

We should add something like this to the board. This has potential to be really funny. We could do all types of satirical top 10s like top 10 reasons you dont want Danny Hurley as your coach. Or top 10 reasons why being a Uconn fan sucks.

 

[Suminod]

The bone what?!

 

[MTBingNinja]

#10. I’m a vegetarian, no need to eat steak at Capital Grille

 

[El Obrero]

Jonathan was awesome, but I feel that the current Husky logo is too intimidating.