My top 5

[The Smart One]

1. Mark Emmert
2. Jeff Goodman
3. Dick Vitale
4. Mike Krzyzewski
5. Randy Edsall/Jeff Hathaway/Paul Pasqualoni

 

[Stainmaster]

I just threw up in my mouth.

Although I don't know if I would put Coach K here. The others on this list are openly antagonistic towards the program, he just happens to be the HC of a hated rival.

 

[CTPride]

my top 5 douchenozzles in order

1. john calipari
2. jim boheim
3. dick vitale
4. abu bakr al baghdadi
5.eric devendork

 

[7774]

I just threw up in my mouth.

Although I don't know if I would put Coach K here. The others on this list are openly antagonistic towards the program, he just happens to be the HC of a hated rival.

Dick Vitale is openly antagonistic towards the program?

 

[Stainmaster]

Dick Vitale is openly antagonistic towards the program?

Good catch. He's a hell of a lot more verbally obnoxious about Dook than K is though.

 

[Rocktheworld]

I've noticed you both forewent Hitler

 

[CallMeBruce]

Dick Vitale is the man.

 

[huskiesnyc]

You honestly can't make this list without serial cheater Jim Boeheim

 

[August_West]

You honestly can't make this list without serial cheater Jim Boeheim

Yup and
Pitino too.

and vitale doesn't belong, many may not like his Schtick but he is a good man and was a great ambassador for sport. He doesn't hate Uconn. He just pimps whoever is on top.

K has shown us nothing but respect over the years. One of the few peers that " gets " Jim Calhoun.

 

[Walker11]

Some combination of Skip Bayless, Darren Rovell, Boeheim, Calipari and Emmert.

 

[Huskies4ever]

Some combination of Skip Bayless, Darren Rovell, Boeheim, Calipari and Emmert.

I think Boeheim, the Squid, and Emmert are givens, no matter the order. Nice mention of Bayless. How about Dan Wetzel?

 

[Walker11]

I think Boeheim, the Squid, and Emmert are givens, no matter the order. Nice mention of Bayless. How about Dan Wetzel?

Yea, Wentzel can replace Rovell. Rovell is just a preposterous human being but is harmless.

 

[selles]

Dick Vitale is the man.

...the man who absolutely ruined about 15 years of big game college basketball broadcasts. He probably got marching orders from ESPN to do it, but I still blame him. I will never forgive him. He was so bad that he made Billy Packer sound good, because at least Billy talked about the game.

1. Emmert
2. Squid
3. Vitale
4. Squid
5. Tie: Emmert and the Squid