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It has been 3 years since my last confession, Father. Please forgive me because I have sinned.

1. I promised myself that I would give up drinking some months ago, but I drink (a lot) when UConn plays, and I have been slamming a six pack or more during each game, going all the way back to the first AAC tourni game. I have, in essence, been using my beloved alma mater as an excuse to continue my sports-dependent alcohol addiction.

2. Since the Juuurdge issued his ruling and somebody posted the vivid phrase, I have been including the words, "Ride Senhor Testiculo! Ride!" in every email that I send to clients, after my signature, in white font. The discovery of said message would be very bad for me.

3. When they showed the little girl who Payne was championing for about the 5th time in the first 2 minutes of the telecast, I had the distinct, conflicted thought enter my head that, "if we win this game, that little girl is going to cry, and they're going to show her crying," and my next thought, which followed the first one by about a femtosecond, was, "then the girl must cry."

Please forgive me my sins, Father.
 
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