Most unique or odd sports quotes

[mussels]

Love the named-dunks by the Darryl Dawkins from Lovetron. After breaking a backboard there was:

“The-Chocolate-Thunder-Ain’t-Playin’, Get-Out-Of-the-Wayin,’ Backboard-Swayin’, Game-Delayin’ Super Spike,”

And of course:

"The If-You-Ain’t-Groovin’, Best-Get-Movin’, Chocolate-Thunder-Flyin’, Robinzine-Cryin’, Teeth-Shakin’, Glass-Breakin’, Rump-Roastin’, Bun-Toastin’, Glass-Still Flyin’, Wham-Bam-I-Am-Jam. "

 

[Doginaus]

The infamous Abe Lemons;

- Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

- The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

- They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.

- I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year.
- Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.

 

[k9fanatic]

Antoine Walker:

"Antoine, why do you shoot so many 3s?"
"Because there are no 4s"