Most entertaining coach on the sidelines

[the Q]

Tom Izzo was a 3 seed. What exactly does he do on the sideline? He’s a great coach, but I can’t even think of one memorable moment of him being entertaining.

He just whines a lot. And it works.

Like the rat finke in Durham

 

[UConn_Top_Dog]

Hey guys let's blow up this twitter thread with Danny Hurley gifs to prove to everyone Danny is clearly the king of sideline intensity...

 

[HungryHuskies]

Tom Izzo was a 3 seed. What exactly does he do on the sideline? He’s a great coach, but I can’t even think of one memorable moment of him being entertaining.

Bruce Pearl and Tom Izzo should be swapped imo

 

[Devland]

I find this coach to be entertaining.

 

[UConn_Top_Dog]

Hey guys let's blow up this twitter thread with Danny Hurley gifs to prove to everyone Danny is clearly the king of sideline intensity...

Coach is in the lead!

 

[Travelman6]

I need a Danny Hurley compilation video after this season.

Similar, but I tried to start a thread of photos and videos. It didn't take.

 

[kobe]

Hey look Cincinnati made it to the second weekend!

R U D E

 

[CTBasketball]

R U D E

Hey at least you guys get to play in the NCAA’s!

 

[Huskybass]

Our guy has a commanding 57-43 lead over his brother. Winning.

 

[Horatio]

Quentin Hillsman

 

[August_West]

R U D E

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

 

[kobe]

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

thanks u

 

[intlzncster]

Similar, but I tried to start a thread of photos and videos. It didn't take.

Honestly, probably a good thing. He'll hopefully chill out as time goes on and (new) guys start playing/acting the way he wants. He's said as much. He's reverted a bit this year.

 

[Minicoop69]

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

I don't like many posts, but this one is my all-time favorite.

 

[intlzncster]

I don't like many posts, but this one is my all-time favorite.

One of the most famous internet copypasta's going. Did they ever find out who wrote it?

 

[CL82]

Has anyone ever seen Bouknights high school coach on the sidelines? He has his own mixtape on YouTube. Guy is an absolute lunatic.

Link?

 

[August_West]

copypasta

 

[intlzncster]

He's talking about a link to Bouk's high school coach going bananas.

 

[Minicoop69]

One of the most famous internet copypasta's going. Did they ever find out who wrote it?

Damn, he fooled me.

 

[donyell34]

I just stopped at Fresno St.

 

[Austin316]

About 90 minutes left in the poll for those that didn’t vote

 

[Kemba429]

I think Danny is gonna win his first championship!

 

[Husk04ies]

Next round....Hurley vs. Cronin

 

[Husk04ies]

Cronin with slight lead! 5 min left to vote!