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Mojo

Deepster said:
I’m out. The mojo here is dead. I’ve dragged the lifeless body around for the last couple years and that ship has passed.

The brilliant haikus should be more than plenty.
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I still need Haiku tutoring. I’ll reach out to Hans.
 
We apologize for the fault in last season's mojo. Those responsible have been sacked.




Mynd you, m00se bites Kan be pretty nasti …




We apologize again for the fault in last season's mojo. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.
 
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Deepster is out....once again.

Last time he pulled this crappie, there was the ongoing effort. But then he( Deepster) defiantly rose back up from the dead to claim, somehow, that his abdication wasn't really an abdication, or some other weak asht.

Anyway, iI tried then to get it done.

And I have the hanger picked out, and the sentence at the ready.

If Deepster can keep his yap shut ( A massively huge "if") we can get this Mojo train going....

But...there has to be the will to succeed!
 
FfldCntyFan said:
We apologize for the fault in last season's mojo. Those responsible have been sacked.




Mynd you, m00se bites Kan be pretty nasti …




We apologize again for the fault in last season's mojo. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.
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Did Monty organize the sacking?
 
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I must confess... We're the cause of the debacle against SJU. My wife decided we had enough leftover wings from the quarters and semis that we didn't have to get new wings for the finals. And then you get a beatdown. My bad.
 
prankster said:
Deepster is out....once again.

Last time he pulled this crappie, there was the ongoing effort. But then he( Deepster) defiantly rose back up from the dead to claim, somehow, that his abdication wasn't really an abdication, or some other weak asht.

Anyway, iI tried then to get it done.

And I have the hanger picked out, and the sentence at the ready.

If Deepster can keep his yap shut ( A massively huge "if") we can get this Mojo train going....

But...there has to be the will to succeed!
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Have at it, gramps. It’s all yours.
 
Scrutineer said:
Did Monty organize the sacking?
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She was Karving her initials on the m00se with the sharpened end of an interspace t00thbrush given by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian m0vies: “The H0t Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge M0lars of Horst Nordfink”.



The directors of the firm hired to continue the mojo after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.
 
Mojo can't be scripted - it just happens, and takes on a life of its own.

Case in point:

1). Senhor Testiculo
1). Makers Muppet
3). The early hanging of Dogfather got it all started (Deepster, et al)

I'll add the get together party ghost who got hit by a truck, and survived to post months later.

Edit: Senhor lives on! - look under the "s" in "Illustrated."

Oh ... and Rolling Rock is piss in a bottle.

IMG_0082.jpeg
 
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You mean a 6 pack of rolling rocks and wings with Senor T? The mojo has waned but the legend lives on
 
As the legend Kenny Rogers once said, "you gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em".

Rolling Rocks? Dead.
Wings? Dead.
Senhor? Charlie Sheen? Been there, done that.

I thought long and hard about it and this place just isn't the same place it was back then. Way too many new people, way too many people disinterested in shaming, sig lines, posting pics/gifs, etc. It was embarrassing and a waste of time to try and force feed it the last couple years and the fact is, it was an epic era that's in the rear view window.

You have people openly picking when we'll lose this tournament, including people publicly saying it'll be against #15 seed Furman.

And here's the thing. It's fine. Write your amazing haikus and say DOOOOOOMED all you want. That must be the trick if those are the only things we do for good luck nowadays.
 
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temery said:
Mojo can't be scripted, it just happens, and takes on a life of its own.

Case in point:

1). Senhor Testiculo
1). Makers Muppet
3). The early hanging of Dogfather got it all started (Deepster, et al)

I'll add the get together party ghost who got hit by a truck, and survived to post months later.

Senhor lives on!

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lol "party ghost." That is now my reference for that from now on.
 
Deepster said:
As the legend Kenny Rogers once said, "you gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em".

Rolling Rocks? Dead.
Wings? Dead.
Senhor? Charlie Sheen? Been there, done that.

I thought long and hard about it and this place just isn't the same place it was back then. Way too many new people, way too many people disinterested in shaming, sig lines, posting pics/gifs, etc. It was embarrassing and a waste of time to try and force feed it the last couple years and the fact is, it was an epic era that's in the rear view window.

You have people openly picking when we'll lose this tournament, including people publicly saying it'll be against #15 seed Furman.

And here's the thing. It's fine. Write your amazing haikus and say DOOOOOOMED all you want. That must be the trick if those are the only things we do for good luck nowadays.
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Well, to be fair, you have been working extraordinarily hard to try to kill it ever since the well ran dry for you and you couldn't come up with ideas anymore. If there is a hell for UConn fans, you, sir, surely will occupy a special place in it.

It used to be a fun few days with the nomination thread, the hanging thread, in the sentencing thread. But we haven't seen it in full force and effect for a while now and the board has taken up the slack with spontaneous mojo, like the Bill Murray run a few few years ago.

It seems like the only mojo thing left these days is me calling you out for being an ass hat. So, on behalf of UConn nation, let me just say...

Shut up @Deepster, you're an ass hat.

Unless something better comes up, and maybe even if it does, this will be my mojo phrase for this year. I encourage anyone who wants to jump on board.
 
CL82 said:
Well, to be fair, you have been working extraordinarily hard to try to kill it ever since the well ran dry for you and you couldn't come up with ideas anymore. If there is a hell for UConn fans, you, sir, surely will occupy a special place in it.

It used to be a fun few days with the nomination thread, the hanging thread, in the sentencing thread. But we haven't seen it in full force and effect for a while now and the board has taken up the slack with spontaneous mojo, like the Bill Murray run a few few years ago.

It seems like the only mojo thing left these days is me calling you out for being an ass hat. So, on behalf of UConn nation, let me just say...

Shut up @Deepster, you're an ass hat.

Unless something better comes up, and maybe even if it does, this will be my mojo phrase for this year. I encourage anyone who wants to jump on board.
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Tired Excuse Me GIF by Spotify

Well, that's as forced as it gets.
 
Deepster said:
Tired Excuse Me GIF by Spotify

Well, that's as forced as it gets.
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Well, get off your ass and come up with something better then. Until then I will settle for

Shut up @Deepster, you're an ass hat.
 
CL82 said:
Well, get off your ass and come up with something better then. Until then I will settle for

Shut up @Deepster, you're an ass hat.
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A) You do whatever you want.
B) I've been hung before. Didn't work.
C) You're going to get maybe 6 other people on board with you.

Good luck, champ.
 
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Those days were fun, but it's past now. I was hung once, didn't work out well. Never drank Rolling Rocks. Often ate wings (when out at a bar). Agree that the best mojo arrives spontaneously, it can't be forced.

I do plan to wear my Arrogant and Spoiled T-shirt under a UConn sweatshirt or hockey jersey.
 
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