miami

[Dann]

they are next!

evil laugh

 

[noeynox]

How bout UNC, when do they get their just deserts?

 

[Dann]

How bout UNC, when do they get their just deserts?

they already have them right?

well they go the butch stuff. i guess they will get more now for the fake class stuff. fun times in the acc. the acc.

 

[nelsonmuntz]

Miami's entire two deep could do lines of coke off the asses of an army of hookers, at halftime of their opening game, with the jumbotran announcing "Halftime festivities sponsored by Miami Hurricane Boosters Association", and Miami would not get put on probation.

That program has more scumbags hovering around it than most of the rest of college football programs combined, and despite one breaking story after another, nothing seems to happen to them. If Miami keeps it up, though, you will see the hammer come down on Florida Atlantic.

 

[Dann]

Miami's entire two deep could do lines of coke off the asses of an army of hookers, at halftime of their opening game, with the jumbotran announcing "Halftime festivities sponsored by Miami Hurricane Boosters Association", and Miami would not get put on probation.

That program has more scumbags hovering around it than most of the rest of college football programs combined, and despite one breaking story after another, nothing seems to happen to them. If Miami keeps it up, though, you will see the hammer come down on Florida Atlantic.

i have to say this was funny as heck the way u ended it. props

 

[UConnDan97]

Miami's entire two deep could do lines of coke off the asses of an army of hookers, at halftime of their opening game, with the jumbotran announcing "Halftime festivities sponsored by Miami Hurricane Boosters Association", and Miami would not get put on probation.

That program has more scumbags hovering around it than most of the rest of college football programs combined, and despite one breaking story after another, nothing seems to happen to them. If Miami keeps it up, though, you will see the hammer come down on Florida Atlantic.

Nelson, this was by far the best thing you've ever posted!! Your tag line should go from "Begharder" to "Miami's entire two deep could do lines of coke off the asses of an army of hookers, at halftime of their opening game, with the jumbotran announcing "Halftime festivities sponsored by Miami Hurricane Boosters Association", and Miami would not get put on probation."

Date it, of course. And cite yourself too...

 

[Sean]

He can't cite the final line, because he directly ripped it off from the Tark...

 

[UConnDan97]

He can't cite the final line, because he directly ripped it off from the Tark...

The Tark, as in Jerry Tarkanian?? (I'm sure there is someone else called the Tark, but I can only think of the towel-biting former coach of UNLV bball)

 

[nelsonmuntz]

He can't cite the final line, because he directly ripped it off from the Tark...

You got to lay off the bananas. You seem a little constipated.

 

[rich1122]

Will we ever get a persona public apology from Sha-la-la-la-la

 

[FAIRTIDES]

Will we ever get a persona public apology from Sha-la-la-la-la

Right after my weekend with ten super models.

 

[Waquoit]

The Tark, as in Jerry Tarkanian?? (I'm sure there is someone else called the Tark, but I can only think of the towel-biting former coach of UNLV bball)

Tark's great quote was, “The NCAA is so mad at Kentucky, they put Cleveland State on probation."

 

[FAIRTIDES]

they are next!

evil laugh

This one will be interesting and one of the few that allows comparison.

UCONN BB was guilty of too many telco and text contacts and some kind of contact with a penniless "booster" who is probably cashing welfare checks.

Miami is alleged to have given the run of the FB program to a booster with a ton of (albeit illegal) money who supplied players with a smorgasbord right out of the 1960's (sex, drugs, rock & Roll plus parties on really big boats) and, for chuckles, punched-out a Miami compliance representative in full view of God and everybody.