Massively Off Topic - Bidets

[RuffRuff]

Who’s got one? Basic or enhanced? Who’s used one but can’t do it? Who’s gone to one and now can’t live without?

Maybe you went to Europe and felt that much hygienically refreshed and now are a lifelong bidet-er. Let’s hear it.

I personally love them.

 

[Scud49]

Had one for about a year now- really, really, like it. It's just a basic one. My TP usage has shrunk by at least 90%. I'm a total convert at this point.

 

[District-Husky]

I have a toto Washlet. Life changing.

 

[Mr. French]

I only ever used it as my aunt and uncles house for a week, but I def like it. Feels much fresher.

 

[J187Money]

And people say Boneyarders can't be fancy

 

[cordarone]

No bidet testimonial will ever beat this one: "Hey Grandma, wash your..."

 

[storrsroars]

This thread should bring @August_West out of his self-imposed exile.

 

[Waquoit]

Think of money saved on baby wipes.

 

[knicksin7]

Do you use toilet paper and the bidet, or just the bidet?

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Every time you start thinking the Boneyard has gone about as far off on a tangent as humanly possible,........

 

[Hey Adrien!]

I’ve never tried one, but I’m open to spicing up my marriage.

 

[Chin Diesel]

Having recently returned from a trip to Japan, the Toto toilets with the sest warmers and burbling music are life affirming.
It's the highlight of any trip to Japan.

 

[alexd]

Waiting for Deepster to tell us how bidets are "so euro chic" and that we should all move on.

 

[Drumguy]

We have had a Toto washlet for maybe 10 years.

 

[CL82]

I get them in theory. If I got either poop or "something" on my hand, I wouldn't just wipe it off with a paper towel and think "OK I'm good to go." That said, I'm not sure it all works specifically. I'm going to be spending some extended time in Europe. I haven't used them in the past, and truth be told they low-key kind of skeeve me out, but, I'll give it a shot. (Maybe)

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[superjohn]

Still need TP.

 

[Dove]

And I made the mistake entering this thread while eating pizza. Now, the imagery has me losing appetite real quick.

 

[J187Money]

 

[Makryspost]

I have the attachment to my regular throne. Got it on amazon. Love it. Do need to still use tp, but less so, and need to dry.

Plus it's kinda nice after working outside on a really hot day.

 

[HooperScooper]

I just can't get into the idea of anything going up my backside.

But I am O.K. with the ladies using it for the front side as she demonstrated.

O.K. I guess I'm skipping lunch today. Thanks RuffRuff.

 

[Deepster]

Waiting for Deepster to tell us how bidets are "so euro chic" and that we should all move on.

Shows how much you know. I've had one for about 5 years. If you don't, you're a neanderthal.

 

[RuffRuff]

Think of money saved on baby wipes.

And the multiple times they’ve clogged my septic and landed roto rooter bills.

 

[Lafayette]

Toto and love it (wife likes it 1.4x more than me).

 

[dvegas]

It's the best for colonoscopy prep!

 

[Scud49]

Still need Tyler Phommachanh.

I would not be caught without it.