Marquette Limericks

[OkaForPrez]

There once was a team from Milwaukee.
whose fans were not salty nor cocky.
With no hint of love
we brought both of above
every time the net splashed from a Hawk 3.

 

[QDOG5]

I am going to the land of cheese
To watch the Huskies do as they please
Quette alum arrives now
We will drink Spotted Cow
And Eagles will be brought to their knees.

 

[Vancat]

This Marquette shows that they have some fight
They think bark can be silenced with bite.
Yes, you're Golden Eagles
but we ain't no beagles
And Huskies will snatch you in flight.

 

[Kolumbo]

There once was a gal named Rosetti
who was gifted at sucking spaghetti
spring winter or fall
she just could not ball
so she fit right in at Marquette

 

[Malamute]

Playing the Eagles of Gold should be fun
Both teams seem like they want to run
We need a hot start
To put pressure on Smart
Beat a good home team to show it can be done.