Marquette Haiku

[Chosen]

Finishing on the
Road may not be easy but
We play best in March

 

[drayenob]

Boom Shaka Laka
Kolekless Golden Eagles
Curbstomped by Huskies

 

[August_West]

K L G F V
G R T W Q X B
Its Koleks haiku

 

[QuickDraw]

messed it up last time
have to get it right tonight
huskies win the fight

Marquette will get swept
golden eagles are grounded
home fans astounded

 

[storrsroars]

K L G F V
G R T W Q X B
Its Koleks haiku

You shouldn't haiku
On mushrooms. Nine syllables
On your second line.

Hope for the best but
Expect the worst is how I'm
Approaching this game.

Wouldn't be the worst
Thing if we lose. But please no
Injuries tonight.

 

[UCLJ0211]

K L G F V
G R T W Q X B
Its Koleks haiku

“w” is three
Syllables in second line
What do these stand for?

 

[August_West]

You shouldn't haiku
On mushrooms. Nine syllables
On your second line.

Hope for the best but
Expect the worst is how I'm
Approaching this game.

Wouldn't be the worst
Thing if we lose. But please no
Injuries tonight.

said "Koleks Haiku"
He counts just about as well
as he reads a book

 

[OceanDoggie]

Hurley troops unite
On Wisconsin's hardwood court
Victory in sight

 

[OceanDoggie]

Huskies howl in snow
Golden Eagles soar above
Pack feed on crash down

 

[RedStickHusky]

Measure twice, type once
Previous miscues still fresh
No fear, try again

Coach Dan has the plan
Finish it out, take our spot
Hit post season hot

 

[Kolumbo]

I must write Haiku
To keep winning mojo live
Line 3 has 5, Yes!

Finish season strong
Chewing gum and reaching goals
Big East Champs times 2

Enjoy this Roster
One of the best ever in
Husky white flag blue

marquette throws briquettes
March is when UConn makes runs
Huskies pull the sled

 

[6in25]

Trip to Wisconsin
Not for cheese, not for brewskis
Business on the court

Shaka may be Smart
But "Dan The Man" is genius
Huskies get it done

 

[huskyjawz]

Tonight is the night
That we break that stupid streak
Beat ranked team away

 

[RedDog]

Tyler's sore oblique.
Which makes Marquette's chances bleak.
This haiku is weak.

 

[Vowelguy]

Cam er on Spencer
Hits 17 three pointers
Huskies by 30

 

[Doctor Hoop]

The boys on the road
Face a well-coached Marquette squad
Without their leader

Do the dirty work
Defend, rebound, hit your shots
And protect the ball

Often teams step up
When playing without a star
As the Celts found out

 

[huskyjawz]

By well coached you mean
Shaka is sixth defender
Run him off the court!

 

[FfldCntyFan]

They often told us
What made Milwaukee famous
It is not Marquette.

 

[Tyler2Rings]

In Algonquin it
Was pronounc'd "Miel-ei-wau-kay"
Marquette is not worthy!

 

[huskyjawz]

In Algonquin it
Was pronounc'd "Miel-ei-wau-kay"
Marquette is not worthy!

Uh-oh, third line's off
Second line's a doozy too
Marquette's not worthy

 

[huskyjawz]

In Algonquin it
Was pronounc'd "Miel-ei-wau-kay"
Marquette is not worthy!

Funny you mention
Stayed at Algonquin Hotel
Friday in New York

Must mean good mojo
If you think so then it is
Huskies thrash eagles

 

[Tyler2Rings]

Uh-oh, third line's off
Second line's a doozy too
Marquette's not worthy

Thanks. Should have follow'd
Your convention. "Marquette's not"
Party on, HJ!

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

K L G F V
G R T W Q X B
Its Koleks haiku

Good recovery
In haiku number seven
(Above, swap in "Dub")

In Algonquin it
Was pronounc'd "Miel-ei-wau-kay"
Marquette is not worthy!

Why "pronoun'd" instead
of "pronounced?" Same question re
"follow'd" & "followed."

Regarding Marquette:
Respect and meet the moment
and the opponent

Fine-tune nine-man depth
Connect, correct, play hard, keep
growing, and have fun.

 

[DALTX]

March madness begins
UConn confidence booster
Make Smart shake his head

 

[FfldCntyFan]

One of my haikus
Was deleted, not sure why
Not out to offend


I apologize
If some bounds were overstepped
In bid for humor


In complete candor
There were some other haikus that
Seemed more offensive

On to tonight's game
Us? We'll be road warriors
Them? Fake warriors

 

[Alum86]

Ranked team on the road
Hurley’s boys set to unload
In cruise control mode

 

[Alum86]

Al is in heaven
it ain’t seventy seven
Team Smart a lesson

 

[Dove]

I'm working tonight.
Good luck to those Husky dawgs!!!
Mush over Marquette!!!

 

[Alum86]

Coach Al McGuire
Not a coach was more spryer.
And those uneys? Fire!

 

[JungleLobo]

Midwest donkey punch?
Midwestern dirty Sanchez?
Likely the Shaka!