Marquette Haiku

[Hey Adrien!]

The respite’s over.
Championship caliber
basketball today.

 

[Chosen]

Its game day today
Big game awaits in Hartford
Get the win UConn

 

[UCLJ0211]

Attending plus one
The biggest game of the year
The mojo is strong

I guess it’s time to
Break out my white husky gear
Let’s stripe out XL

 

[XLCenterFan]

OMG it’s here
A big day for Big East hoops
Showdown in XL

 

[6in25]

All eyes on the champs
Whether XL or Gampel
Must protect our house

 

[drayenob]

Snowy Saturday
Championship DNA
Shaka not so smart

 

[mbt0512]

If Stephon and Hass
Can disrupt Kolek—their boss
Marquette takes the loss

But even if not
We still have a decent shot
If Alex, Cam hot

 

[Rico444]

Why did people say
The Big Game was last weekend?
It's today at 3

 

[B1GEast]

Game day in Hartford
The Eagles will be Beagles
When UConn wins Big

 

[FfldCntyFan]

It begins today
Six games in Big East Gauntlet
Take one at a time



Coach Al McGuire
No longer walks through that door
Once Warriors lose



Shaka looked better
When he coached without his hair
Dan and Luke look great

 

[Kolumbo]

Eagles don't fly straight
Clip the wings, deep fry golden
Buffalo hot style

Top Dogs in the Land
UConn Country, Snow and Win
Huskies Pull The Sled!

 

[MilliniumPrince]

If Shaka is Smart
Then Hurley is a genius
The Champions roll

 

[storrsroars]

When I was just a
Baby, my mom used to do
This thing with my toes

She'd pinch my big toe
And say, "This little piggy
Went to Marquette." Then

On the next toe she'd
Say, "This little piggy stayed
Home". And then she said

"Because good piggies
Stay in Connecticut, so
If you even think

About applying
To Marquette, I'll cut your F
Ing big toe right off!"

 

[QuickDraw]

huskies run today
winners control destiny
this isn't last year

good beat down downtown
this is the true title town
huskies take the crown

 

[DALTX]

An eagle swoops down
At Connecticut river
Husky shocks attack

 

[Hey Adrien!]

I just got a text
from my 12-year-old nephew
to watch today's game.

Away from his fam
to the peace and quiet of
my place. Proud uncle.

 

[Hunt for 7]

Marquette will be tough
The game will be very close
There will be ebbs-flows

We will find a way
Go on a few of our runs
Which will win the game

 

[storrsroars]

I just got a text
from my 12-year-old nephew
to watch today's game.

Away from his fam
to the peace and quiet of
my place. Proud uncle.

What home has peace and
Quiet for a game like this?
Teach the kid curse words!

 

[GAlawyer]

We learned how to win
Expect Marquette to be tough
But we are better

Keep the momentum
Time to take back the Big East
Let’s get it done guys!!!

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Once more, into the
Breach, ride the UConn Huskes
Close-knit starting 5

A challenge awaits
They will be soundly dispatched
Home, tails tucked under

 

[Waquoit]

I'm sorry. I just
Can't concentrate on haiku
At a time like this

 

[Hey Adrien!]

Waiting for the game.
20 minutes feels just like
2 hours!

 

[RedStickHusky]

It's who we are.
Be glad you got us last year;
This league is ours now.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Waiting for the game.
20 minutes feels just like
2 hours!!

Missing syllables?
Did they get profanity
filtration treatment?

Before 3 pm
Can you creatively write
a new one that works?

Who'd ever have thought
that "gosh darn" wouldn't have worked?
Maybe something else?

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

It's who we are.
Be glad you got us last year;
This league is ours now.

Act fast, and correct:
"It is who we are" can work
Expand, don't contract!