Marquette Haiku

[Jorgensen]

Eagles come to town
Jackson will strip their talons
So they can’t attack

 

[drayenob]

Marquette 6:30
Payback time at the XL
Number 10 goes down!

 

[Dove]

The beat in Hartford
Happens upon Marquette team.
Husky taste in mouth.

 

[Umami Zen]

X crowd-Never down
Shaka circus comes to town.
UConn wins-Marq frown!

 

[Malamute]

Uconn slows Kolek
Shaka not so Smart today
Huskies with huge win

 

[Doginaus]

My take on Marquette;
These Eagles are not landing,
they will crash and burn!

"Hey Coach Shaka Smart,
you don't have this in the bag,
Huskies beat your !"

Yes...it's pay back time,
time to extract our revenge,
wring those Eagles necks!

Sit back and relax,
watch Huskies tear up Eagles,
get out the popcorn!

 

[Doginaus]

Incomplete above,
don't want to mess with mojo.
"Huskies beat your !"

 

[Uconn77Duke74]

Who is Jacques Marquette
He explored Mississippi
Is Shaka that Smart

 

[Doginaus]

Well...my filter works!
Can't type an "a" with dollar signs,
You get the picture!

 

[Get a Job]

Top 10 team in town
Let's blow the roof off XL
Get lathered up y'all!

 

[Hey Adrien!]

Taking a sick day.
Could I have powered through? Sure.
A gift to myself.

The cherry on top?
A decisive win tonight
would pop my cherry.

 

[HuskyHawk]

The gathering gloom
Watch shots made across the room
Eagle fans lament

Cold orange orb that
Rules the night, grabbed by Huskies
Just to win the fight

White and blue plus red
Not yellow to win tonight
It's no illusion

 

[OkaForPrez]

I can feel it com-
ing in the air tonight. Oh
Lord! The season swings.

 

[Scottobot]

winter starts to thaw
Vengeful Huskies Stalk their Prey
Eagle feathers fall

 

[XLCenterFan]

Tonight it is on
Hartford crowd better show up
Make noise for the boys

 

[huskyjawz]

Hartford be rockin
UConn Huskies be knockin
Down shots all over

 

[Son of Robert]

Watching LIVE tonight
XL Center be rockin
love February

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

"Hey Coach Shaka Smart,
you don't have this in the bag,
Huskies beat your !"

Incomplete above,
don't want to mess with mojo.
"Huskies beat your !"

Well...my filter works!
Can't type an "a" with dollar signs,
You get the picture!

A tricky trio
It's obvious you're trying
Close, but still not there

For your first two tries
The profanity filter
Blanked out your rear end

Third time not a charm
Line two reads eight syllables
Perhaps remove "an"?

Sometimes little things
Are a pain in the rear end
That dumb old "a-word"

Regarding Marquette
They like to be disruptive
No lazy passes

Draw fouls; sink free throws
Protect the ball; take good shots
Make defensive stops

 

[Tyler2Rings]

Can we please make Jan
Twenty-twenty-three into
A distant mem'ry?

 

[Doginaus]

Thanks Hans for review,
Yea...that filter messed me up,
words left on table.

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Golden Eagles soar
At the top of the standings
Shoot them down to earth

Rockin' the XL
The Huskies will be rollin'
Music to my ears

(Great minds think alike
Just read the Haikus above
"Rockin'" is the word)

 

[Kolumbo]

Lem me rock you Chak-
That's the vibe I get when I
Hear that coach's name

Rockin you Huskies
Cause you make me wanna scream
At my big tv

Huskies in Hartford
Eagles falling from the sky
Huskies Khan win big

 

[Scottobot]

Haikus bring good luck
UConn Huskies play with fire
More Haikus next game