Marquette Game Day Haiku

[8893]

I had a rough night
I hate the farking Eagles
Still, The Dude abides

 

[Dove]

Any French-named school
should retreat while we mush on.
Don't touch your visage!!

 

[Hey Adrien!]

Got the 2nd dose.
Feeling bleh, but not the most.
If a win, I toast:

To Bouk coast-to-coast,
Sanogo stout in the post,
Quiet sense of boast.

 

[8893]

Big Chief Monk Boudreaux
Much better Golden Eagle
Than these French cheese heads

 

[Kolumbo]

Milwaukee has beer
But the difference (2) on the court
Huskies have no fear

Last game box score was
an anomaly, Polley
game high 23!

Whaley had 15!
And the biggest mystery
Bouk had 6, say what?

Huskies much better
Sir Bouknight has spread his wings
Soaring to new heights

The outcome is clear
Huskies now dominate both
The air and ground game

 

[XLCenterFan]

Rain rain go away
Unless it’s us raining threes
Right in Marquette’s face

 

[mussels]

Big East thanks Marquette
for the beatdown of Tarheels
Now Huskies crush them

 

[Waquoit]

It's Wojo's nightmare
This afternoon. Good time to
Review his buyout

 

[Son of Robert]

Afternoon popcorn
and for my viewing pleasure
a BIG EAST fracas

 

[Skiblets]

Eagles will not fly
For this primary reason
Warriors no more

 

[QuickDraw]

Marquette tabernak
va cheir aujourd'hui calisse
nous ne pardrons pas

 

[ClifSpliffy]

marquette now our foes.
can't match the dope of our clothes.
cheeseland, full of woe.

here comes rj cole,
finds juice, driving to the hole.
our time, westward ho!

wojo mojo? no!
sunoco a-go-go. yo!
nothing stops our flo.

hotdamn, dawgs now whole!
blue crew - walking in rhythm,
and singing our song..

 

[RF79]

Please Bouk be careful
The last time you played Marquette
You’re outcome wasn’t good

 

[Get a Job]

Please Bouk be careful
The last time you played Marquette
You’re outcome wasn’t good

Your last line has 6
Also, should be "your" not "you're"
Fix for mojo's sake

 

[ZenConn]

Another challenge?
If not hot sauce, what this time?
We don't care. Just win!

Hmm. Hot sauce today?
Anything for team mojo
Mouth and a$z aflame.

 

[jayteeman]

The day of revenge
Where our precious was taken
By a reckless act

Shame on your team ways
May your chances for the dance
Be none for your crime

 

[Hi-Low]

Bouknight soars on high
Eagles stay on perch grounded
Bubble talk no more

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Hmm. Hot sauce today?
Anything for team mojo
Mouth and a$z on fire.

About that last word
More sources count it as 2
How about "aflame"?

Please Bouk be careful
The last time you played Marquette
You’re outcome wasn’t good

Your last line has 6
Also, should be "your" not "you're"
Fix for mojo's sake

An alternative:
RF79 could
just OMIT word "you're"

Milwaukee has beer
But the difference (2) on the court
Huskies have no fear

Solid set of 5
I write diff'rence 2 like this
Avoids confusion

I know what you meant
But some might pronounce the "(2)"
Making 8 or 9

Regarding haiku
Apostrophe is your friend
for syllable counts

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Once again dear friends
Into the breach Huskies stride
Marquette as the foe

Do not fear Eagles
Their talons do no damage
The big dance beckons.

Shoot with precision
Defensive tenacity
Will win this indeed.

 

[Ewekon]

I had a rough night
I hate the farking Eagles
Still, The Dude abides

Have to bag this game
Golden Eagles turn to rust
Marquette down. Dogs win.

 

[CTMike]

To Rivals Chief went
Subscription fee to flee spent
Frowny Discontent

 

[JakeTheDog]

Maryland rest stop
Is where I’m watching the game
Rocking UConn gear

My heart is in Storrs
With Donny Marshall calling
Golden eagles fall

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Into the breach the Huskies stride

Remove syllable
Perhaps one article "the"
Drop 8 to 7

 

[Kolumbo]

we have the mojo
Huskies at Gampel dojo
eagle fang no go