Marquette Game Day Haiku Thread

[Husky Alien]

The Golden Eagles
At Gampel UConn crushes
Them big time Ruff Ruff

 

[Hey Adrien!]

Avoiding transfers,
Like long-sleeves under polos,
Is out of fashion.

 

[Deepster]

Don’t worry. I’m here. All is well.

 

[Lafayette]

Jetblue DAB to JFK
Rooting upon arrival home
Shaka kinda mid

 

[Son of Robert]

Yeah so, here we go
Marquette down in the basement
both feet on the gas

 

[Ewekon]

Marquette's play has been
Pour as the taste of Old Mil-
waukee beer. Dogs win.

 

[RedStickHusky]

Hate to see Ross out
Though we've arrows enough
Mullens day today

 

[BlueandOG]

Marquette's not that good.
I hope we win by A LOT,
30 points or so.

 

[storrsroars]

Jetblue DAB to JFK
Rooting upon arrival home
Shaka kinda mid

Pronounce JFK
As one syllable and it
Sounds like a curse word

I like Milwaukee
Fun town. But ice fishing is
More fun than Marquette

 

[Kolumbo]

Marquette, Milwaukee
Never been but this looks cool
Best Place, home of Pabst

UConn, Storrs, winter
Gampel will be red hot soon
Shooters torching nets

 

[Samoo]

In before the start
Look forward to the finish
Won't be a Shaka

 

[Ha Who]

Road game? Pretty quiet

 

[DALTX]

Late to the haiku
Like Millender coming in
With 20 point lead

 

[Deepster]

Road game? Pretty quiet

I think it says a lot when you have a sellout crowd that's quiet during a systematic conference win by double digits. We expected to win going in, never got threatened and walked away easily with the W. Lather, rinse, repeat.

 

[Ha Who]

I think it says a lot when you have a sellout crowd that's quiet during a systematic conference win by double digits. We expected to win going in, never got threatened and walked away easily with the W. Lather, rinse, repeat.

You saw Hurley. Sometimes the teams to be pumped up. If we don’t get into a power conference or the Big East is not part of the equation, these times will be looked back in n fondness like our blackberries or trips to Sears. The crowd should be into every single game or at least those who had money on the game should lead the course.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Don’t worry. I’m here. All is well.

Jetblue DAB to JFK
Rooting upon arrival home
Shaka kinda mid

Haiku is just reps
Very much like free throw shots
Set good examples

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Road game? Pretty quiet

I think it says a lot when you have a sellout crowd that's quiet during a systematic conference win by double digits. We expected to win going in, never got threatened and walked away easily with the W. Lather, rinse, repeat.

You saw Hurley. Sometimes the teams to be pumped up. If we don’t get into a power conference or the Big East is not part of the equation, these times will be looked back in n fondness like our blackberries or trips to Sears. The crowd should be into every single game or at least those who had money on the game should lead the course.

Pattern building towards
"Don't you know who I once was?"
Lather, rinse, repeat.

 

[storrsroars]

Pattern building towards
"Don't you know who I once was?"
Lather, rinse, repeat.

Haiku thread may be
Unredeemable. Much like
The guy ruining it,

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Haiku thread may be
Unredeemable. Much like
The guy ruining it,

2022
St Pat's Day in Buffalo
New Mexico State

Mojo MIA,
while judge "partied" in Nashville
Point of no return

 

[Deepster]

Haiku thread may be
Unredeemable. Much like
The guy ruining it,

The anti haiku is 9-0. Stop whining.

 

[Husky Alien]

The anti haiku is 9-0. Stop whining.

Loud words, hollow core
Storms bark louder than their rain
Silence wins the day

 

[Deepster]

Loud words, hollow core
Storms bark louder than their rain
Silence wins the day

Is the traditional haiku undefeated this year? Uhhhh, nope.