Marquette Game Day Haiku Thread

[6in25]

Rain outside Gampel
White out conditions inside
Huskies chomp eagles

Thread opened early
Lots of time for responses
Make MOJO, mofos!!!

 

[storrsroars]

Two haiku threads with
Zero replies so far. Not
The mojo we need.

Get it together
Husky Nation. Teamwork is
Important today!

Keys to winning: Ball
Security. Hit our threes.
And feed Reed inside..

 

[Alum86]

Hey Al McGuire
Sportscoats? Absolutely fire.
Huskies wire to wire.

 

[David 76]

Beat Marquette badly
We love our team so madly
They'll go home sadly

 

[Waquoit]

Gampel on weeknight?
Maybe the crowd surprises
And shows us some life

 

[Umami Zen]

Two down-Two to go
Shaka learns what Yarders know
Time for Big Hoss Show!

 

[Son of Robert]

On a winning streak
this will be three in a row
peaking late-season

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

This thread did not show
When I opened up my thread
Copied and moved here

Starts simply enough
5, 7, 5 haiku form
Stokes mojo all day

Winning formula
Avoids ambiguity
Models excellence

Game day haiku thread
Coaches, players, and fans pull
the sled together

 

[huskyjawz]

Two wins in a row
I say, Hey let's make it three
Huskies chomp Eagles

 

[Hey Adrien!]

Not to sound cheesy,
but Marquette's not a cash cow
from dairy's homeland.

 

[MU in MKE]

Madness upon us
March electric in the air
Huskies lose by four

(yes, I realize that's a wolf not a husky... but hey, that's in your favor! The wolf is much bigger! )

 

[bluestreak]

Big for the Huskies
Marquette Golden Eagles bow
Huskies win by four

 

[UCTitleTown]

Need to beat Marquette
So we can avoid St. John's
'Til Big East Final

 

[TheShot1990]

You have to feed Reed
It frees up perimeter
Play inside outside

 

[Deepster]

I've been here from the start. I don't think I've ever posted more than 1 or 2 haikus in the gameday threads and I'm not sure I even posted those.

For those who do post in it, can I ask why?

• 100% pure superstition. They'll lose if I don't.
• I think mine are so witty and funny, I can't wait for everyone to like them.
• I love reading everyone else's posts and think they're so entertaining.
• I have no frickin clue.

 

[drayenob]

Golden Eagles have
no answer for TRJ
We move into third

 

[Vancat]

What? Freebies tonight!
Instead of taking our cash-
Giving us all Ts!

 

[6Nattys4Us]

Build the momentum!
Cam roots against Kam for us
Stomp Marquette tonight!

Next will be Seton
Deck the Hall with bombs of 3s
Fa la la la la

 

[Vancat]

LET'S GO BIG HOSS Reed!
LET'S GO BIG HOSS Tarris Reed!
LET'S GO BIG HOSS Reed!

 

[DALTX]

Whatever happens
happens. Whoever wins wins.
Huskies thrash Eagles.

 

[gtcam]

WIN

 

[TheShot1990]

If you show us art
Then you gotta make it right
The Husky must win

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Let's go you Huskies!!!
Sorry I will miss the win
Celts tickets tonight

But the mojo lives
If Haiku is accurate
Five, seven, and five

 

[Husky Alien]

Gample fans be loud
Let's go, Huskies, make it three
in a row tonight.

 

[Dove]

Alas, I'm working.
Knowing the Huskies will mush
Through Marquette's sad team.