AHH, only to be the fly on the wall during a Diaco interview for OC
Diaco: I see your resume and have a few questions
Candidate: sure
Diaco: What does the love mean to you?
Candidate: I love my family, religion and football team. I really love to have aggressive offenses that win games - you know the shift to offensive emphasis in college football today
Diaco: I would love for you to know that we are in the Northeast and we love to have a great running attack. We love Woody Hayes- 3 yards and a cloud of dust and we want to limit negative plays, so we won't return punts and don't want to stress the defense with short fields. We need to work on the Woody Hayes thing though because we average 3 yards per series.
Candidate: I was told that the OC position would have total control over the offense. Is that the case? I would love to know.
Diaco: Of course the OC would have control over the offense. As long as I agree to where we are heading and the kids felt the love of the staff. You know, the offense has been the energy vampire of the team. The person we hire will feel the love of the fans when we turn this Molotov Cocktail of ineptitude around. The fixes are isolated and easy to determine.
Candidate: In looking at the roster, there are 6 Tight Ends and F back. What is an F back anyway? I see 4 tailbacks and 2 QB's. I think there is an imbalance in players at positions. What is the recruiting focus?
Diaco: First thing a recruit has to have is size and then love of G-d, family and culture. The recruit has to have great grades and if they happen to be good at football, even better. We have great classes of the RKG and are well received. I love the interaction we have with our recruits.
Candidate: Ok.... Bob, I would love to implement a fast tempo offense, snap the ball after about 13 seconds. Tire out the D, be creative.
Diaco: the officials should be slowing the offenses down, not speeding them up. Not football and not fair to defense. We don't want that issue here. Use the clock, slow the tempo, make it a 4th quarter game. We can excel in those if we are close.
Candidate:looking at his phone. Bob, my wife has an emergency. I will have my guy call the school, if that is OK with you.
Diaco: sure, too bad you don't have time for me to show you our culture. It's lovely.
Candidate: too bad, maybe next time. Rushes out the door....