LIU Haiku

[8893]

Sharks don't eat lawyers:
Professional courtesy;
But Huskies eat Sharks

 

[Hey Adrien!]

When I was a kid
I thought whale sharks were so cool
So big and no teeth!

LIU’s roster:
To make an analogy,
Is like the whale shark.

 

[awfuldan]

Today I learned
Cole's Dad was on LIU
Back in the 80's

Today I will watch
Cole Junior destroy Dad's team
RJ: no mercy!

 

[mussels]

Here’s the progression
the Blackbirds became the Sharks
Sharks become dog meat

 

[8893]

@awfuldan please fix:
Add one syllable to first
Line of first haiku

 

[awfuldan]

@awfuldan please fix:
Add one syllable to first
Line of first haiku

Ah dang, that's my bad.
Maybe instead it should read:
"This morning I learned"

 

[Dove]

Love me some cupcakes.
Line'em up and munch away.
LIU tastes goooooood!!

 

[wheelerdog]

Another cupcake
a necessary evil
one week til Auburn

 

[Huskybass]

Another cakewalk

Sanogo 20 & 10

Hawkins First Bucket

 

[Waquoit]

No chance tonight Sharks
Richie Parker will not be
Walking through that door

 

[elmcityboy]

@awfuldan please fix:
Add one syllable to first
Line of first haiku

william shakespeare
stressED the -eds in his verse
dan's haiku should stand

 

[Mr. Hand]

Once upon a time
There were happy little Sharks
That paid a visit

But sadly for them
The little Sharks were murdered
Silly little Sharks!

 

[Son of Robert]

Bring on LIU
bring on everyone else too
hunting a title

 

[Get a Job]

When I was a kid
I thought whale sharks were so cool
So big and no teeth!

LIU’s roster:
To make an analogy,
Is like the whale shark.

This one goes into
Gameday haiku Hall of Fame
Very well done, friend

 

[storrsroars]

U from Lawn Guy Land
About to get mowed down by
Hurley's weed whackers.

 

[mussels]

Hey elmcityboy
how many in your line one
I count it as four

 

[Vancat]

Love me some cupcakes.
Line'em up and munch away.
LIU tastes goooooood!!

 

[Letsgohuskies11]

Sharks vs Huskies
Dont drink the two roads if you
value your wallet

 

[ClifSpliffy]

some here waking up.
superman is jmoney.
let us stomp them all.

the heat is on, and
the funk won't leave us alone.
let us stomp them all.

fill it up, let's blast
the jams and ride. slap me five.
let us stomp them all.

 

[Austin316]

Moving up in ranks
I wish I had FS2
Baby shark do do

 

[Ewekon]

Who is L I U?
Foo on you Island that's long
Huskies real fighters

 

[NowInStorrs]

LIU haiku
Nothing too exciting here
Bring on Atlantis

 

[Ewekon]

Shark bites with teeth, dear
Husky's K9s pearly white.
Jon'than max knives fish.

 

[QuickDraw]

Three from Gaffney Okay
Two from Sanogo all day
Hawkins plays today

 

[Husky Alien]

We are not shark bait
Tonight we will not be in
sharknado waters

 

[RichZ]

william shakespeare
stressED the -eds in his verse
dan's haiku should stand

Shakespeare did not know
Haiku from Shiba Inu
Bill would be DQ'd

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Who are we playing?
Early on I never know
We chalk up a win.

 

[freescooter]

Why LIU now?
Little Sisters of the Poor
Don’t play basketball.