Least historically accurate "historical" movie

[huskyrob1]

People complain about Braveheart, but that is a documentary compared to Elizabeth.

Braveheart had some hilarious bloopers.......

After the English cavalry charges at Mel and his boys holding up big wooden sticks, you can see a pickup truck in the background.

Another is when Mel and his boys are all lined up and ready to charge, and Mel is whipping up his boys into a frenzy, lots of sword waving and yelling, way in the back row you can see some of Mel's boys wearing sunglasses.

 

[huskyrob1]

I will say one film I saw a couple of years ago that I thought in some respects nailed the historical accuracy of the event, but also took some liberties with what really happened to shorten the film, was Randall Wallace's "When We Were Soldiers", which is about the Ia Drang battles in 1965 Vietnam between thousands of North Vietnamese PAVN regulars and the US Army Air Mobile 7th Cavalry Regiment. Also thought Mel Gibson's portrayal of Col. Hal Moore had way too much of a John Wayne flavor to it. I also thought the casting of the film could have been better. If anyone is interested in researching this you can start with Joe Galloway's book, "When We Were Soldiers And Young".

A couple of footnotes about two of the heros of the Ia Drang, Thomas Metsker and Jack Geoghegan who were both killed in the battle. Geoghegan is buried at St Mary's Cemetery in Bethel CT. Metsker's daughter, Karen married Joe Galloway many years later in 1998.

 

[Palatine]

Star Wars is a historic epic that happened long ago in galaxy far away. But from what I can gather it's accurate. I haven't heard of anyone who disputes it.

 

[Adios]

Star Wars is a historic epic that happened long ago in galaxy far away. But from what I can gather it's accurate. I haven't heard of anyone who disputes it.

Who are you talking to? Science fiction? Dune detroys Star Wars too.

 

[Excalibur]

The Winklevi and Arendra got a $65 million settlement. I wouldn't call that getting eaten alive.

Saverin is the only sympathetic character in the whole movie. Everyone else comes off like a jerk.

Agreed about Saverin, and the more I read about the guy the more I like him.

The payment to the Winklevii amounted to a nuisance payment from Zuckerberg's perspective, and when they tried to go back and invalidate it they were laughed out of court. Then they tried to stiff their lawyers.

 

[Waquoit]

Saverin is the only sympathetic character in the whole movie. Everyone else comes off like a jerk.

Do you remember what he ended up with?

 

[CL82]

Well I don’t consider myself a historian but I believe they may have taken some liberties in Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter.

 

[nwhoopfan]

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure included quite a few historical figures, they might've taken a few liberties with that film as well.

 

[nelsonmuntz]

Do you remember what he ended up with?

It was estimated at over a billion dollars worth of stock at the time of the settlement, although it was never disclosed.

The Saverin case was pretty open and shut. I never read the book, but I imagine there must have been more to the deal where Zuckerberg pushed Saverin out than the movie portrayed, because I can't imagine Thiel or Sequoia going along with the deal that was presented in the movie. The deal that was in the movie was so obviously illegal that I can't even imagine a respectable law firm putting their name on it.

 

[Excalibur]

It was estimated at over a billion dollars worth of stock at the time of the settlement, although it was never disclosed.

The Saverin case was pretty open and shut. I never read the book, but I imagine there must have been more to the deal where Zuckerberg pushed Saverin out than the movie portrayed, because I can't imagine Thiel or Sequoia going along with the deal that was presented in the movie. The deal that was in the movie was so obviously illegal that I can't even imagine a respectable law firm putting their name on it.

It's not that far off . . .

 

[nelsonmuntz]

It's not that far off . . .

That article is quite a hit piece by someone close to Zuckerberg, if not Zuckerberg himself.

The argument that Saverin was blocking the reincorporation is undermined by the fact that Saverin actually signed an agreement to re-incorporate in Delaware. In fact, Saverin went along with everything reasonable, right up to the point where Zuckerberg issued himself, Moskowitz and Parker a bunch of new shares and diluted Saverin down to single digits.

I was wrong. The facts of Zuckerberg's theft of Facebook were just as clumsy as portrayed in the movie.

 

[Excalibur]

I was wrong. The facts of Zuckerberg's theft of Facebook were just as clumsy as portrayed in the movie.

That was my point. Leaving aside the argument over whether Saverin was not cooperating, the transaction was just as clumsy as it was in the movie, and Zuckerberg knew it. This is his actual email --

"Eduardo is refusing to co-operate at all…We basically now need to sign over our intellectual property to a new company and just take the lawsuit…I'm just going to cut him out and then settle with him. And he'll get something I'm sure, but he deserves something…He has to sign stuff for investments and he's lagging and I can't take the lag."

 

[nelsonmuntz]

The Last Samurai was absurd too, starting with the fact that the Samurai were pretty awful and perpetuated a brutal feudal system that the vast majority of Japanese hated. Furthermore, the fat bad guy in the movie was an amalgamation of two real life Japanese nobles who were the primary reasons Japan modernized so quickly and was able to hold off Western domination. Both of them, Omura and Okubo, are considered heroes in Japan.

The Last Samurai popped up in my list in Netflix recently and I will often put a movie on in the background if I am working late so I rewatched it. It is worse than I remembered.

This movie has so many issues with historical accuracy, in addition to Noble Savage/White Savior plot problems that I am surprised that A) Ken Watanabe and really any of the Japanese cast went along with it, and B) that it is still promoted on Netflix. A lot of the more problematic content from the 2000's (i.e. Entourage) is still carried on the streaming services, but you have to know where to look.

One example of the Noble Savage/White Savior problem is that the plan for the final battle is developed by Tom Cruise's character Algren. Katsumoto (Watanabe) was just going to charge into the enemy, to the extent he had any plan at all. While some of the samurai tactics, such as bonzai charges, only worked against other samurai, they were not idiots. Another way the movie makes the samurai stupider than they were in real life is that in the Satsuma Rebellion, the samurai actually did use modern weapons. The samurai had been using modern weapons since the 16th century.

In real life, the samurai were clearly the villains in the Satsuma Rebellion, and while the movie goes through logic gymnastics to come up with a justification for a selfish rebellion by Katsumoto and Algren, none of the dialogue between Katsumoto and the Emperor makes any sense if you listen to it. At best, Katsumoto is manipulating the Emperor into doing something stupid. From a historical perspective, the written record indicates that Emperor Meiji felt exactly the opposite of what he said in the movie. This ahistorical problems with the movie create plot problems. Not only does the rationale for the rebellion not make any sense, but none of the characters' motivations make any sense either. The actual Satsuma Rebellion involved the last traditional samurai launching a pointless, bloody war against their own countrymen at a time when Japan was facing a real risk of being colonized. The samurai were mad because they were losing their preferred place in Japanese society. There was nothing noble about it. And no matter how visually appealing the movie is or how compelling the love story is or how good the acting is, the character motivations are always unclear because there is no way to make Katsumoto the good guy beyond the movie just telling us he is the good guy. He is actually the villain.

The Tom Cruise character is loosely based on a Frenchman that fought on the side of the last Shogun early in the Meiji Restoration. One part of the movie that apparently was accurate was the final charge where all of Katsumoto's soldiers get slaughtered.

One of the few positives of this movie is Tony Goldwyn, who is as good at playing a as any actor in the last 30 years.

 

[nelsonmuntz]

Since @ZooCougar complained about it, I will add Napoleon to this thread.

There was a fair amount of artistic license taken with the wars and battles, and I think the producers should "Full Epic" mode and made a 3.5 hour movie to really tell the story, because key relationships like the Russian Czar and Talleyrand get reduced to almost nothing. My biggest problem with the movie is his relationship with Josephine, which felt underdeveloped in the movie. We never really understand why he does much of anything other than divorcing Josephine, which apparently was the result of his mother making him (which is apparently at least partially true).

Ridley Scott encapsulated his thoughts on historical accuracy with this quote: When I have issues with historians, I ask: 'Excuse me, mate, were you there? No? Well, shut the **** up then.'"

 

[ZooCougar]

Since @ZooCougar complained about it, I will add Napoleon to this thread.

There was a fair amount of artistic license taken with the wars and battles, and I think the producers should "Full Epic" mode and made a 3.5 hour movie to really tell the story, because key relationships like the Russian Czar and Talleyrand get reduced to almost nothing. My biggest problem with the movie is his relationship with Josephine, which felt underdeveloped in the movie. We never really understand why he does much of anything other than divorcing Josephine, which apparently was the result of his mother making him (which is apparently at least partially true).

Ridley Scott encapsulated his thoughts on historical accuracy with this quote: When I have issues with historians, I ask: 'Excuse me, mate, were you there? No? Well, shut the **** up then.'"

Ridley sounds like the orange guy there.

 

[meyers7]

LOL. Amadeus isnt even meant to be accurate. Great pic!

The biggest problem with Amadeus was they did not use Falco's historic song in the soundtrack.