Le Moyne Haiku

[Hey Adrien!]

Land-locking dolphins
In the middle of CT
Is tonight’s torture.

 

[QuickDraw]

no trap, just tune-up
keep building cohesiveness
run em out the gym

 

[Tyler2Rings]

LeMoyne gives UConn
LeLayups and LeDunks all
Night- Dolphins LeLose

 

[Hunt for 7]

One more easy one
Ross train gets more passengers
Liam doubles up

 

[6in25]

So sorry, Iggy
Storrs is no place for Dolphins
It's Husky country

 

[Bobol]

Good payday for LeMoyne.

It is only their second season D1 season.

 

[6in25]

Good payday for LeMoyne.

It is only their second season D1 season.

A friendly warning
Hans will freak if he sees this
Abomination

 

[Dove]

LeMoyne goes to Storrs.
Their fans ask "What's the porpoise?"
They get cupcake money!!

 

[storrsroars]

Jokes about LeMoyne?
It is the best college in
Syracuse, New York

 

[Uconn77Duke74]

They almost Beat Cuse
They played with a real Poirpose
Time to harpoon them

 

[bmayuc]

Le Dunk, Le Layup
Le Moyne Apocalypse Now
Yawn, Pre-Turkey Feast

 

[Chosen]

This game is midweek
Our team will step up tonight
We get our third win

 

[Husky Alien]

The dolphins are in
town for another UConn
beat down in Hartford

 

[JerseyAlum]

If there is a porpoise to their visit
A win for the Huskies scoring 100
I will smoke some Blue Dream

 

[6in25]

The Sprungfeld signal
Shines bright in the BY sky
Hans, can you see it?

We're under attack
Haiku sanctity threatened
Respond Hans, respond!

 

[HooperScooper]

If there is a porpoise to their visit
A win for the Huskies scoring 100
I will smoke some Blue Dream

5-7-5, man
You’re not helping the mojo
Huskies roll to win

Haiku | Definition, Format, Poems Example, & Facts | Britannica

A haiku is an unrhymed poem consisting of 17 syllables arranged in three lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables respectively.

www.britannica.com

 

[nomar]

I'm in the mood for
A tuna salad sandwich
Welcome to Hartford!

 

[Rico444]

Lots of people in
this thread need a refresher
on haiku structure

 

[Doctor Hoop]

The dolphin is a
Smart fish (no, wait, a mammal!)
LeMoyne knows they're toast

 

[Doctor Hoop]

If there is a porpoise to their visit
A win for the Huskies scoring 100
I will smoke some Blue Dream

Ten-eleven-six
Is a careless approach to
A crucial Haiku

 

[Dove]

LeMoyne goes to Storrs.
Their fans ask "What's the porpoise?"
They get cupcake money!!

LeMoyne's NOT in Storrs.
Le Slaughter is in Hartford.
Huskies bus for this?

 

[nomar]

LeMoyne's NOT in Storrs.
Le Slaughter is in Hartford.
Huskies bus for this?

I just edited my post. I got tripped up by this. This is ... bad writing:

No. 3 UConn men’s basketball returns to Gampel Pavilion on Wednesday night, as the Huskies welcome Le Moyne to Hartford.

Preview: No. 3 UConn men’s basketball vs. Le Moyne | 7 p.m. ET, FS1

The Huskies will play the Dolphins for the first time on Wednesday.

www.theuconnblog.com

 

[AreBee1969]

Got tickets today
Wife traded meatballs for them
LeMoyne, she got gypped

 

[Ubobconn22]

The monk is a skunk
Not a porpoise with purpose
Ross and Nowell romp

 

[Apollo]

Quest for the three-peat,
continues tonight. Third win,
to start the season.

 

[TheShot1990]

Ross drives down the lane
Reed soars high, the net trembles
Ball's shot finds the net.

 

[Scottobot]

who are you Lemoyne?
are you in division one?
welcome to jungle

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

If there is a porpoise to their visit
A win for the Huskies scoring 100
I will smoke some Blue Dream

You don't need Blue Dream
Your counting is more twice-baked
Than it is half-baked

5-7-5, man
You’re not helping the mojo
Huskies roll anyway

This was edited?
Is "roll" zero syllables?
Buy-in game haiku

Good payday for LeMoyne.

It is only their second season D1 season.

This is quite novel:
It's not haiku, and further,
it's double-seasoned

I just edited my post. I got tripped up by this. This is ... bad writing:

No. 3 UConn men’s basketball returns to Gampel Pavilion on Wednesday night, as the Huskies welcome Le Moyne to Hartford.

Preview: No. 3 UConn men’s basketball vs. Le Moyne | 7 p.m. ET, FS1

The Huskies will play the Dolphins for the first time on Wednesday.

www.theuconnblog.com

I just can't even
You've made others look good by
Not even trying

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

For those who don't know
This is Game Day Haiku form
ALL of ev'ry post ...

Haiku | Definition, Format, Poems Example, & Facts | Britannica

A haiku is an unrhymed poem consisting of 17 syllables arranged in three lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables respectively.

www.britannica.com

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[UconnMICK]

If you want to win…
Le Coyne tonight, take UConn
They will beat Le Moyne!!