KO should send this to all the players

[uconndoit]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-harsh-truths-that-will-make-you-better-person_p1/

In that panicked moment, you will take your bloody hands and shake him by the shoulders, screaming, "Yes, I'm saying that none of that other shit matters, because in this specific situation, I just need somebody who can stop the bleeding, you crazy balloon knot."