KO should send this to all the players

[uconndoit]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-harsh-truths-that-will-make-you-better-person_p1/

In that panicked moment, you will take your bloody hands and shake him by the shoulders, screaming, "Yes, I'm saying that none of that other matters, because in this specific situation, I just need somebody who can stop the bleeding, you crazy balloon knot."