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[QUOTE="FfldCntyFan, post: 5267067, member: 71"]
That's an oldie but goodie.

Here's one from when I was working as an accountant in an insurance company:

An attorney, an accountant and an actuary were having lunch together and the discussion turned to whether it would be better to have a wife or a girlfriend.

The attorney said it's better to have a girlfriend because you don't need to worry about community property if you spit.  A wife can take half of your assets.

The account responded that you are better off having a wife because filing jointly leads to tax advantages that you cannot get if you aren't married.

They then asked the actuary what he thought and he responded "you're better off having a wife and a girlfriend!".  Which shocked the other two as they never pictured him as someone who would consider something as daring as that.

The actuary then said you can tell your wife that you're spending the weekend with your girlfriend and tell your girlfriend that you're spending the weekend with your wife.  That way you can go to the office and work all weekend with nobody bothering you.

An actuary told me this joke and said only an actuary would get it.
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